Taxi driver licenses are distributed in cracker jack boxes.
Bits of random facts
Started by lifunk · 15 Nov 2005 · 1,423 replies
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tabana wrote:Taxi driver licenses are distributed in cracker jack boxes.
:lol:
The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies during their life span.
That's a lot of cookies. :sweat:
tabana wrote:That's a lot of cookies. :sweat:
LOL! My initial reaction was "that's it?!" :beaten:
Wynter wrote:The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies during their life span.
Time to buy some more oatmeal raisin cookies from Costco. :sweat:
bmwracer wrote:
Time to buy some more oatmeal raisin cookies from Costco. :sweat:
Are you falling behind the average American? >>snickers<<
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Wynter wrote:Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Yikes, time to start using the self-adhesive ones. :beaten:
Yikes, time to start using the self-adhesive ones.
We only have self-adhesive stamps and envelopes here, thank goodness because I hated having to lick those things...ick!
Costco cookies...ah...the memories. I loved those...and Costco cheese bread. There is a Costco somewhere in Glasgow but we haven't signed up for membership yet...don't know when we'll get around to it.
ganmo wrote:Yikes, time to start using the self-adhesive ones.
We only have self-adhesive stamps and envelopes here, thank goodness because I hated having to lick those things...ick!
i haven't had to lick a stamp in well over 5 years...
Tu_triky wrote:i haven't had to lick a stamp in well over 5 years...
Old joke from an early SNL episode: "The US Post Office has just released a new stamp honoring prostitution: normally 25 cents, the stamp is 50 cents if you want to lick it..." :beaten:
bmwracer wrote::hehe: :hehe:
Old joke from an early SNL episode: "The US Post Office has just released a new stamp honoring prostitution: normally 25 cents, the stamp is 50 cents if you want to lick it..." :beaten:
Old joke from an early SNL episode: "The US Post Office has just released a new stamp honoring prostitution: normally 25 cents, the stamp is 50 cents if you want to lick it..."
:rofl:
bmwracer wrote:
Old joke from an early SNL episode: "The US Post Office has just released a new stamp honoring prostitution: normally 25 cents, the stamp is 50 cents if you want to lick it..." :beaten:
:lol:
We're still envelope lickers here, but for the stamps... haven't licked one in awhile.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year. (LOL!)
Eh!?!
Falling asleep after too much drinking perhaps... :sweat:
Falling asleep after too much drinking perhaps... :sweat:
tabana wrote:Eh!?!
Falling asleep after too much drinking perhaps... :sweat:
It didn't say HOW they injured themselves exactly. I guess that part is left for our own imaginations... :sweat:
I see. Maybe it's commercial grade toilet paper aka sand paper. :hehe:
tabana wrote:I see. Maybe it's commercial grade toilet paper aka sand paper. :hehe:
O gawd. That was a terrible mental image... :bleh:
:victory:
Frogs do not drink water.
Wynter wrote:Frogs do not drink water.
Frogs are green.
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