I suppose I should go back on topic...this one amuses me
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."--Jeff Foxworthy
Shani wrote:"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."--Jeff Foxworthy
Sounds like fun. Im always the designated driver. :doh:
But I have a knack getting very drunk people moving. :hehe:
"To be happy, do not add to your possessions, but subtract from your desires." ~ Author unknown
"Happy people roll with the punches. They know from experience that everything changes. Today's good fortune may vanish tomorrow, today's crises may turn out to be tomorrow's good fortune."
~ Author unknown
Enna wrote:"Happy people roll with the punches.~ Author unknown
"You've got to roll with the punches.
Learn to play on all your hunches.
Make to best of whatever comes your way.
Forget that blind ambition and trust your intuition.
Rolling straight ahead come what may."
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind...War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today."
-- John F. Kennedy
"There was never a good war or a bad peace."
-- Benjamin Franklin
"War would end if the dead could return."
-- Stanley Baldwin
"If the human race wishes to have a prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity, they have only got to behave in a peaceful and helpful way toward one another."
-- Winston Churchill
Thank you Shindou, Eve and Wynter for your beautiful, uplifting and peaceful lyrics and quotes. :D Ralph glad my happiness quote put a smile on your face. To everyone else who posted a quote here thanks for them all. I like this thread because it is positve, hopeful and humorous. The things that we could all use more of in our lives. :good: :woot:
"You simply will not be the same person two months from now after consciously giving thanks each day for the abundance that exists in your life. And you will have set in motion an ancient spiritual law: the more you have and are grateful for, the more will be given you."
~ Sarah Ban Breathnach from the book "Simple Abundance."
I have a couple from one website and I dont know if they actually said it or not but here goes...
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things." - Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)
"What about things like bullets?" - Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981)
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins
TandemPonyRide wrote:I have a couple from one website and I dont know if they actually said it or not but here goes...
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins
:rofl: :rofl: nice!
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
-Mahatma Gandhi
"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has
reached in life... as by the obstacles which he has overcome while
trying to succeed."
"I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him."
And one from Winston Churchill:
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to
continue that counts."