Quote of the day

Wynter wrote:

:rofl: So grand.

the guy was anything but a verbal dilettante. genius.

Tu_triky wrote:"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it."
-- Winston Churchill

"You know what water is, Pats. Its a mixer. We have it with whiskey."

Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous)

Woman on Street: "Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk."
Winston Churchill: "Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning."

Eve wrote:


"You know what water is, Pats. Its a mixer. We have it with whiskey."

Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous)

@Eve: I love Ab Fab!!!!!!! :rofl:

@Tu: Good one by Churchill. A classic! :hehe:


In keeping with the drinking quotes.......

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." ~ Henny Youngman

"A drink a day keeps the shrink away." ~ Edward Abbey

Enna wrote:

@Eve: I love Ab Fab!!!!!!! :rofl:

@Tu: Good one by Churchill. A classic! :hehe:


In keeping with the drinking quotes.......

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." ~ Henny Youngman

LOL...hilarious.

:rofl:

I bet he was sentence to 10 years. :beaten:

"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
- Hubert Humphrey

:rofl:

Tu_triky's post at the KAT-TUN thread

Tu_triky wrote:Now that Jin is never coming back and he's broken the bonds of Johnny Kitagawa's pediaphilia are they going to change the name of the band? from KAT-TUN to KT-TUN....i think they should change the name to K.T.Tran if you ask me.....sounds cooler. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:lol: :rofl: :hehe:

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~ Dennis Miller

Enna wrote:I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~ Dennis Miller

for a second i thought you were relating a personal experience.....hehe...very funny.

Saito_Hajime wrote:Tu_triky's post at the KAT-TUN thread



:lol: :rofl: :hehe:

must admit that made me laugh as well. :mrgreen:

Enna wrote:I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. ~ Dennis Miller

LOL!

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

Tu_triky wrote:

must admit that made me laugh as well. :mrgreen:

What's even more funnier is that some of them are taking your words seriously :beaten:

Saito_Hajime wrote:

What's even more funnier is that some of them are taking your words seriously :beaten:

what's funnier is that i said kame has plastic eyebrows. :P

Tu_triky wrote:

what's funnier is that i said kame has plastic eyebrows. :P

:rofl:
Yeah, I saw that post and the replies of the girls to that post in that thread :hehe:

Saito_Hajime wrote:

:rofl:
Yeah, I saw that post and the replies of the girls in that thread :hehe:

the reactions are funnier than my initial post. :hehe: :hehe:

Tu_triky wrote:

the reactions are funnier than my initial post. :hehe: :hehe:

Hehe yeah, never realized that reading the posts in JE threads can be fun :beaten: :mrgreen: :hehe:

Saito_Hajime wrote:

Hehe yeah, never realized that reading the posts in JE threads can be fun :beaten: :mrgreen: :hehe:

Hmmmmm....... Maybe I need to check them out too.

Did you really say plastic eyebrows, Tu! Lucky you werent tarred and feathered!!
:hehe:

ON TOPIC:

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

Tallulah Bankhead

"The more he talked of his honor the faster we counted our spoons."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eve wrote:
ON TOPIC:

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

Tallulah Bankhead

"The more he talked of his honor the faster we counted our spoons."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."

--George Bernard Shaw

Nice. :hehe:



"if there's no farther is great." -Rina Uchiyama, Ooku hana no ran :confused: