Quote of the day

heres one i liked

"You can't claim to be good if you've never had the opportunity to be bad" Warren

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard

bcgurl wrote:"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard

Aint that the truth!!

Here's one more, folks!

"If you cant laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."

Bobby Slayton

bcgurl wrote:"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
- Elbert Hubbard

Similarly: "Always do right, this will please your friends and amaze your enemies." -Mark Twain

Eve wrote:

"If you cant laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."

Bobby Slayton

:lol: Now that's a good one :hehe:

"The best things in life are silly" - Scott Adams, Dilbert

"[Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere."
- Ali ibn-Abi-Talib (602 AD - 661 AD) :crazy:

bmwracer wrote:
Same ol' Aho.... :hehe: :thumbsup:

How ya doin' buddy?

'sup? All is good, I guess. Except for work. Yeah, work sucks!


"Person who says 'sorry' gets the last word" ---?

Saito_Hajime wrote:

:lol: Now that's a good one :hehe:

"The best things in life are silly" - Scott Adams, Dilbert

haven't heard that one before....lol nice one :hehe:

qilver wrote:

haven't heard that one before....lol nice one :hehe:

Hehe got that one from the comic strip, Dilbert. I like his words of wisdom :hehe: . Here is another one from this guy

"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead" :mrgreen:

"My crappy old Zenith [DVD player] is still the workhorse I can't live without. Thing plays everything. I'm starting to think I could stick an pancake in it and get an iHop commercial..."

-Geezer


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An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
- John H. Patterson

"The world was built by illiterate, uneducated people. And they did a damn fine job of it. Then they turned it over to the literate, educated people, and they screwed it all up!" - Tony Tracy

"The dumbest people I know are those who know it all." -Malcolm Forbes

This reflects my mentality right now..

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
- Woody Allen

It seems like we are never going to get past page 2.... but we are getting closer... I guess... =T

"We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends."
-Sir Francis Bacon

"It's easy to get good players. Gettin' 'em to play together, that's the hard part." ~ Casey Stengel

Takes on life:

"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." - Oscar Wilde

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov

bmwracer wrote:"My crappy old Zenith [DVD player] is still the workhorse I can't live without. Thing plays everything. I'm starting to think I could stick an pancake in it and get an iHop commercial..."

-Geezer


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"It is good for an uneducated man to read a book of quotes."

Winston Churchill

"Don't be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every discovery of what is false leads us to seek earnestly after what is true, and every fresh experience points out some form of error which we shall afterwards carefully avoid." - John Keats