Quote of the day

gaijinmark wrote:"Old people are just bent kids" - George Carlin

yea i know that why
they say
your an adult once and a kid twice :mrgreen:

hehe, havent made an addition in a long time

There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885), Les Miserables, 1862

I get no respect, no respect at all. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.

- Rodney Dangerfield

Tu_triky wrote:I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.

For a minute I thought it was John McCain. :hehe:

Focus on the donut, not the hole

- hell lot of people

bmwracer wrote:
For a minute I thought it was John McCain. :hehe:

:rofl:

Genma wrote:Focus on the donut, not the hole
- hell lot of people

:hehe: :rofl: ahh

Tu_triky wrote:I get no respect, no respect at all. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.

- Rodney Dangerfield

oh snap :hehe: :rofl:

As a stress relief measure I went shoe shopping during lunch and I met my equally stressed South African colleague. She told me this really nice one: When the world gets t(h)ough, the t(h)ough goes shopping! :victory:

Edited by me :mrgreen:

EstherM wrote:As a stress relief measure I went shoe shopping during lunch and I met my equally stressed South African colleague. She told me this really nice one: When the world gets though, the though goes shopping! :victory:

I think you mean "tough." :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
I think you mean "tough." :beaten:

LOL I have to edit that :rofl: I am more than just dyslexic

EstherM wrote:LOL I have to edit that :rofl: I am more than just dyslexic

For me, it's not that I'm dyslexic, it's that I type like a chicken pecking at a keyboard. :beaten:

My grandmother always used to say this, and I never understood what she meant by it. But now that I'm having car trouble that could have been avoided :sweat:....:

A hard head makes a soft @$$ :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
For me, it's not that I'm dyslexic, it's that I type like a chicken pecking at a keyboard. :beaten:

Wynter <--- Chicken. :beaten:

If your parents didn't bear any children, there is a good chance that you won't have any - Clarence Day :hehe:

suzzy wrote:If your parents didn't bear any children, there is a good chance that you won't have any - Clarence Day :hehe:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: Likely ne!

Wynter wrote:

Wynter <--- Chicken. :beaten:

Watashi mo :shamefulcry:

I saw this on another forum: "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."

gaijinmark wrote:I saw this on another forum: "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."

Pick one.

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Tu_triky wrote:Pick one.

Not in California anymore. :shakehead:

bmwracer wrote:
Not in California anymore. :shakehead:

They can still head east to Mass.