Quote of the day

to whom much is given, much is expected.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

Sir Mixalot

krim wrote:"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

Sir Mixalot

..you other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


sorry. i just listen to this every wednesday at my groovin and movin class at the gym.. seriously.. it's ingrained in my subconscious

I'll add one.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Mark Twain

"I pissed my pants for fun"

"Watch your thoughts; they become words,
Watch your words; they become actions,
Watch your actions; they become habits,
Watch your habits; they become character,
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." ~ Frank Outlaw

Enna wrote:"Watch your thoughts; they become words,
Watch your words; they become actions,
Watch your actions; they become habits,
Watch your habits; they become character,
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny." ~ Frank Outlaw

Watch your e-mail notifications....they're gone! :P

:rofl: :lol:

"i'll see it when i believe it."

me.

tabana wrote::rofl: :lol:

:P Enna's cool i think she'll appreciate the joke!

I think so. I still don't know what's the problem with the notifications though... =T

here's another one from good ol' Churchill

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." -Sir Winston Churchill

good practical advice -

"Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it." - Henry David Thoreau

krim wrote:"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

Sir Mixalot

:drink: :drooling: :rofl:

I love the quotes you choose Shindou! :thumbsup: :)

Tu_triky wrote: :D Enna's cool i think she'll appreciate the joke!

Hmmm .."To be cool or not to be cool, that is the question?" ;) :hehe:

Now back to quotetime:

"Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing. Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength." ~ August Wilson (playwright)

Enna wrote:I love the quotes you choose Shindou! :thumbsup: :)

thx Enna :mrgreen: urs are just as good :thumbsup:

looks like we're on the same page when it comes to quotes (figuratively and literally) :rofl: :rofl:

here's another one from For Better or Worse

"Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about." - Lynn Johnston

Shindou wrote:

thx Enna :mrgreen: urs are just as good :thumbsup:

looks like we're on the same page when it comes to quotes (figuratively and literally) :rofl: :rofl:

here's another one from For Better or Worse

"Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about." - Lynn Johnston

@ Shindou:

Same page...Good one! :D

Hmmm now that 'complaining' quote ain't nothin' to complain about! :applaud:

Here are a few on the lighter side:

"When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."

"Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads."

Enna wrote:

Hmmm now that 'complaining' quote ain't nothin' to complain about! :applaud:

"Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads."

:rofl: :rofl:

Since Shindou and I are having 'fun' with our quotes today here are some quotes to spread 'the happy':

"Happy are those who get to talk. Happier are those who get listened to." :D

"Fun is better than winning." :D

hope i didn't put this one up b4, but to continue the 'happiness' theme -

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory."
- Albert Schweitzer