Smappies

Buzzer Beater Greetings

translated by Yanie


Kimura: Everybody!!! Let's do it up to 120% today!!! Get ready!!!

Goro: Minna, are you having fuuun??? (I can't make out of what he said right here). Let's spend this one best day with us!! Yoroshiku, till the end!!!

Tsuyoshi: Minna....are you on fire???? Let's do POP UP together today, neee!!!

Shingo: Yay! Yay! Minna, aishiteru yooo~~!!! (I love you all) *kiss-bye to the camera*

Nakai: Konnichiwaaaaa (good afternoon)!!!!!! Konbanwaaaa (good evening)!!!!!!!! Nakai Masahiro IS BACK!!!!!

Animal-SMAP in The Jungle

translated by Yanie


Kimura: Where are we?
Goro: Wa...I can't see anything...
Tsuyoshi: Shingo? Where are you?

Monkey-Shingo: Tsuyopon, I'm here.
Nakai: Oy, Shingo! You're...?

Monkey-Shingo: Aaa...!!
Giraffe-Nakai: Aa!
Lion-Kimura: Oo?
Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: A!!
Bird-Goro: Aaa...
ALL: Aaaa.......!!!!!

Giraffe-Nakai: We become animals.....
Lion-Kimura: Sugeee....what's this?? Where are we?? It feels good!!! Yeehaa!! Let's run!
[The other three run and take-off their outfits, too]

Bird-Goro: *just finished folding his outfit neatly* Aa...minna, wait!! If we're not being careful, we might get caught again!

Monkey-Shingo: This feels good.......!! *jump and become Songokuu for a second*kick Nakai's giraffe head*

Giraffe-Nakai: Ouch...it hurts, Shingo! What are you doing?!! But it feels goooood....so, who cares!!*he put on the giraffe head again*

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: However...in a beautiful place like this, it would be the best if we go together with our most beloved person, ne....

The other four: *siing* [freeze and Bird-Goro drops]

Lion-Kimura: Eee....attention to all the audience in this room, to all staff, and to the member's representative... Lion, eh no... Nikushokujuu no Ichibun (one part of carnivore animal).... Please listen to this question carefully... "Who is your most beloved person?".

Monkey-Shingo: Tsuyopon's most beloved person...must be...*the pictures stops on Shingo's faces for a second, but then move to...* ...ALIEN!!

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: WHY? *washing an artificial denture*

Bird-Goro: There's something weird with you...
Giraffe-Nakai: Alien huh? Then, Tsuyoshi...say UFO 10 times.
Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO! UFO!
Giraffe-Nakai: Then, what's the title of my Kappurumen(?) CM...?
Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: UFO!! *washing clothes*
Giraffe-Nakai: No! It's Donbe!
(note: one of Nakai's CM is Donbe product)

Bird-Goro: See! You ARE weird. Ja, Tsuyoshi...how about love(Koishiteru)?
Monkey-Shingo: Busu no Hitomi ni...?
Bird-Goro: Oooyy!!

Monkey-Shingo: I understand, Tsuyopon!! So, for you, '?(tarachine)' means 'mother(haha)'. And, 'marriage(kekkon)' means 'light(hikari)'. Right?

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: Noooo!!! I didn't say that!!! It has got nothing to do with those at all!!!

Bird-Goro: Aa...minna, look! *fly to a lake with waterfall*
Giraffe-Nakai: Luckkyy!! Come ooon!
Lion-Kimura: Yahooooooo!!! Waaa...so cold.....
Giraffe-Nakai: The water is so delicious!! ....*drunk* Oyy, chottooo....I think I drank too much...

Monkey-Shingo: Waa...you're right....the water is delicious!!! I drank too much, my butt become red now!!

Lion-Kimura: Your butt is already red....
(note: monkey, dakara^^;)

Monkey-Shingo: Aaa...hontou da!!(You're riiiight!!)

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: *washing fish* But...if its really become red, I'll wash it for you, Shingo. Because, I am The Washing Raccoon.

Other four: ...................... *siiing*

Bird-Goro: Hai, then....let's listen to the raccoon singing with the guitarist Yamada.... Please, listen to the song, title is "Chorongme"...

[The raccoon, but not Tsuyoshi's voice, starts singing]

Fake Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: Wait a minute....I'm not SMAP....
[on the bottom of the screen: Hot Pepper-san, 45 years old]

[Notes: There's this Hot Pepper CM that shows up alot on TV, the one uses clips from Sample Bang concert, but SMAP voices were dubbed by other people. Goro introduce, and Tsuyoshi sings but dubbed. Kimura-Tsuyoshi's fighting scene had also been dubbed...it's really funny!!^^ This Hot Pepper-san must be the person who dubbed Tsuyoshi's singing voice in the CM.]

Lion-Kimura: Who are you?! ....then, Tsuyoshi...say jangguru(jungle) 10 times.

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru! Jangguru!

Lion-Kimura: What Tsuyoshi said is...?

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: Jangguru!!!

Other four: Hangguru (Korean language), darou!!!!!!!!!

Monkey-Shingo: *using binoculars* Waa...look, look! Who are they?!
[there are shadows of 5 people from the back of the waterfall]

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: Hontou da(really)... Who are they...
Lion-Kimura: This is bad...
Bird-Goro: I feel something's bad will happen....
Giraffe-Nakai: Who are they, who are they....
Monkey-Shingo: I feel bad.

Raccoon-Tsuyoshi: Who are they?
Lion-Kimura: Who are they?
Bird-Goro: Who are they?
Giraffe-Nakai: Who are they?
Monkey-Shingo: Who are they?

ALL: On the back of the waterfall, who are they?!??

Kimura's Intro before Hoshizora no Shita de

translated by Yanie


Kimura: Let's cool down for a moment, with the next song. Before that... the audience who's holding penlights...? There are many of you, ne. Let's create the sky's stars with your penlights. Please switch it off for a moment....switch it off. Then, when the song starts, switch it on together....and create the sky's stars inside the dome. Alright, let's start. Hoshizora no Shita de.

Nakai's Onna no Ko to LOVE SONG

translated by Yanie


[CHATTING]
Girl: What are you doing today?
Guy: Betsuni(nothing)...
Girl: You didn't send me any mail for a long time... What's wrong?
Guy: Nothing.
Girl: You seem like not in a good mood.
Guy: ...
Girl: Aa! You're not healed yet, are you?
Guy: ...
Girl: Last month in Fukuoka, you had a rib fracture. This month, you have a torn muscle. So, you haven't healed...
Guy: ...
Girl: Are you listening? I'm worried here.
Guy: Sou ka, arigatou. But...
Girl: So, today you can't perform your solo song huh? Too bad...
Guy: ...
Girl: I guess, it's best not to do it. But... but...
Guy: ...
Girl: Nothing...nothing.
Guy: ...
Girl: ...

Guy: OK then. Watch it carefully[heart].
Masahiro


[SOLO'S EPILOGUE]
Lady in Red: *hit Nakai's head*
Nakai: What are you doing! It hurts!!
Lady in Red: Shut up!!! What are you doing, acting kakkoi like that??!
Nakai: You mind? ...its okay right?
Lady in Red: Why is there nothing funny in your solo this year??!
Nakai: It's okay, does it always has to be funny?
Lady in Red: You don't look good, acting serious like that!
Nakai: I just wanted to try it to be serious once in a while....
Lady in Red: Come here for a second...
Nakai: Chotto...I still want to talk to the audience...
Lady in Red: Hurry, come here!!!!

Nakai: What is it... You're okama(hermaphrodite), right? Wait, that's...
Lady in Red: Sit there...
Nakai: That's....my solo costume last year...
Lady in Red: Sit!
Nakai: That's my solo costume last year! *sit on the floor*

Lady in Red: Actually, I'm your big fan.
Nakai: Is that so, thank you.
Lady in Red: Fans always think about many things. Representating all the fans, I'd like to tell you our thoughts...
Nakai: Alright. Onegaishimasu... What is it?
Lady in Red: First of all, this year's concerts... Why don't you dance??!
Nakai: Anooo...I had a fractured rib here....
Lady in Red: Then, don't fracture your rib!!!

Nakai: Sumimasen. Sumimasen deshita...
Lady in Red: You have to eat lots of niboshi!!! [niboshi = dried little sardine fish]
Nakai: *laughs*
Lady in Red: But the rib has healed, right?
Nakai: The rib has healed, hai!
Lady in Red: Then why don't you dance?
Nakai: I have a torn muscle here in my ankle, this one haven't....
Lady in Red: Has it healed already?
Nakai: It needs a little more time.
Lady in Red: Has the torn muscle healed??!?
Nakai: Okay, fine...it's healed, it's healed!!
Lady in Red: And don't perform your solo so suddenly like that!!
Nakai: Why? It's good, right?
Lady in Red: The amusement park beside this dome was shaking, because you suddenly sing solo, you know!!
Nakai: That's a lie!
Lady in Red: The jetcoaster fall down from it's rail track!
Nakai: There's no way my voice reached there!

Lady in Red: Another thing, when are you gonna stop riding this car?? *on the screen, Nakai's yankee car*
Nakai: *laughs*
Lady in Red: When are you gonna stop acting like a yankee??
Nakai: *laughs*

Lady in Red: There's one more thing I'd like to say.
Nakai: What?
Lady in Red: Waratte IiTomo, ....do that variety seriously!!!
Nakai: What do you mean?
Lady in Red: Your tension was too low!!!
Nakai: Low huh?
Lady in Red: Were you sleepy?
Nakai: Hai?
Lady in Red: Were you always sleepy in Ii Tomo?!!
Nakai: Not really. Hai, I'll be careful next time.
Lady in Red: You baka!
Nakai: I'll be more careful. I'll increase the tension.

Lady in Red: Besides that.... this year's U-CHI-WA!! What is this, a joke? *shows it* Take it with a better face, will ya!!
Nakai: I didn't mean to joke around...
Lady in Red: That's why no one buys your uchiwa this year, y'know!!
Nakai: You don't have to say that....
Lady in Red: You should've took it with a face like in the Dunlop commercial! *on the screen Nakai's KAKKOI face with his eyes close, then opens it looking very kakkoi*
Nakai: *Nakai imitates, but makes an ugly face when he open his eyes*

Lady in Red:
Do you understand...don't you betray your fans anymore, okay!!
Nakai: Hai. Sumimasen. I understand.
Lady in Red: Do you understand already?!!
Nakai: Hai!
Lady in Red: *hit him for the last time*enter backstage*

Nakai: Alright. Hontou ni sumimasen deshita. There has been many things happened. But somehow, I can make it, to dance today. Also, forgive me for taking the uchiwa shots not as minna-san hopes. I apologize. *making the uchiwa face*


[CHATTING]
Girl: Sorry about before.

Guy: It's alright. I'm the bad one.
Girl: Is your foot alright?
Guy: Its okay, the audience has helped alot.
Girl: Yeah. Onna no Ko to LOVE SONG was really kakkoi.

Guy: Really?
Girl: I know, that you did your best already.
Guy: Arigatou. I think, it has push up my confidence again.
Girl: Oh right. I want to see your new dorama!
Guy: Sorry, the offer has not come yet...

Girl: Ah sou, I forgot something...
Guy: What?
Girl: Your singing...
Guy: ...
Girl: Yappari, "amazing".
Guy: ...
Girl: You better not sing in front of public anymore.
Guy: ...
Girl: Also, about the toilet. THE QUEUE IS VERY LONG (cries). Ow, I can't stand it anymore!

ENDING TALK

translated by Yanie


Nakai: Alright, SMAP has gather here and they had changed their clothes... Minna-san, arigatou gozaimashita! Ee....we already sang SHAKE, and that means today's concert is over. Thank you! Next, let's ask each member's opinion. How's the concert today, Katori-san?

Shingo: It was really fun!! I really love you all, and not just today...but please be our girlfriends forever! *kiss to the camera's direction while closing his eyes*
Nakai: What a wonderful comment, nee... Chotto, please shoot this. Camera, please shoot this. This is Shingo-kun's nipple...
Shingo: *covering his nipple* You don't have to show this nipple....!!!

Nakai: Next, Inagaki-san...please.
Goro: Today I have danced to the max.
Nakai: Today's hairstyle looks really good too, ne...
Goro: My hairstyle is fine to the end... But actually, its not straight enough!
Nakai: Ahh...so, it has to be more straight, nee..

Nakai: Alright, Kusanagi-san.
Tsuyoshi: *speaking in Korean*
Nakai: I don't understand. Kusanagi-san, I don't understand.
Tsuyoshi: *still speaking in Korean*then laughs*
Nakai: *laughs too* I don't get it!
Tsuyoshi: Aa...yorubun, saranheyo (I love you)!
Nakai: Ah, saranheyo ne.... Okay...

Nakai: Kimura-san, what do you think?
Kimura: Hey, hey, hey....!!
Nakai: What, what? It's over, right?
Kimura: Hey, hey, hey....!! Today was great!!! I don't think its satisfying enough if we end it here. So for each and every one of you in this dome, we SMAP, will sing...Original Smile!


[Ending Greetings after The Champagne Shower]
--> starts on this second: 01:40:20

Kimura: We'll see you next year!!!

Goro: My hairstyle is ruined!!!! .........arigatouuu!!!

Nakai: *drunk yankee mode-on* I....will never forget you all, y'know! You may not forget this day, okay!!

Tsuyoshi: Minna, thank you!! Yoroshiku, starting tomorrow! Keep in spirit! Sankyuu, ne!

Shingo: *calling Tsu* Aniki!!!!!

Nakai: *entering backstage* Sayonara...

Goro: Let's meet again next year, ne!!!!! *Tsu put his arm around him* Aniki...

Shingo: Minna, aishiteru zeeee!!!(I love you all!)

Kimura: *entering backstage* Oyasumi. (good night)

[Goro-Tsu-Shingo entering backstage together. Shingo shows his strawberry motive underpants. Goro smack his butt.]

Tsuyoshi: *point at Shingo's underpants* STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!

Shingo: *point to the audience's direction* Ore no Ichigo-chan tachi!!!!(you are all my strawberries!!!!!!!)


LOL! I think Shingo is kinda drunk! xD I really love this trio in this concert, Goro-Tsu-Shingo! Hopefully, they have more jobs together in the future! Kawaiiii.........these 3 youngest members and Goro being the leader....heehee.....

Disc 1 and 2 are finished. If I missed something, just tell me. I think I've translated all the important talks.

I'll work on Disc-3 soon ^_^

Listening Kansha Shite and Arigatou.. On the way back home now.. :victory:

hihi..guys,...wah...i been almost a week not online..and the forums..drop me crazy to read it...(hehe..i do skip some of coz)...i totally confusing what the topic people chatting now :beatyou:

it shock me tat smap gonna stop shooting their famous show.. :puppydog: ,well maybe they really too busy, as i heard that most of them got drama need to act..

tat day, i have received my ebay nakai concert poster...it was suck when i open the poster , my NAKAi 's nose got a mark cause by folded..i dam mad..i have to put it under my maitress to made it straight..so the mark doest tat obvious..

btw, guys..there is a website u can get the johnny's stuff, and this website is based from hk.

www.j-friends.com.hk

i tat day went to hk, and went to this shop to took my order..i bought the smap 06' concert photo book..it was huge!!!cooll....i can say i did spent a lot $$ on smap goods this mth..i totally have to control myself and save the money at the moment..haha

beatnsin83 wrote:i bought the smap 06' concert photo book..it was huge!!!cooll....i can say i did spent a lot $$ on smap goods this mth..i totally have to control myself and save the money at the moment..haha

Aarrgghhh..i would looove to have the concert book. Is there an online shop that sells this book, besides Yahoo Auction of course

I was quite worried about the poster also.. But luckily CD Japan send tru a big big box and my poster was not being folded.. Coz when I get my order of Arigatou single,, there's a FREE Kimura's mini poster.. Too bad they fold it up.. :puppydog:

How do they fold the poster?? Into half?? Itz quite big ne~~ :shakehead: :shakehead:

I would request you to buy another SMAP concert Qnuy,, :victory: :victory:

qnuy wrote:

I was really pissed too when i opened the package and saw the folded poster. Damn!!! it's not going to be a good poster.
HMV is getting worse in terms of customer service. My friend had to cancel her Pop Up orders because they were so late in giving replies.
That's why i ordered my Nihon Chinbotsu DVD from CDjapan.

I still have 5000 yen bonus point at hmv, i think i'm gonna use it for my last order at hmv :grumble: but i still don't know which to buy, between Hotel Venus DVD and another SMAP concert DVD. Any advice? :mrgreen:

How do they fold the poster?? Into half?? Itz quite big ne~~ :shakehead: :shakehead:

They folded it into an A4 sized paper, no..smaller than an A4 sized paper :grumble:

I would request you to buy another SMAP concert Qnuy,, :victory: :victory:

i'm thinking of buying another concert actually but still can't decide which one. SMAP 10, SMAP LIVE or AMIGOS :crazy:

So u r a Nakai- Kimura ichiban too... :dancing: :dancing: Yeah~~ :victory: I tot I'm the only one here.. :beaten:

garnet28 wrote:
#1. Favorite Member: Kimura Takuya... But I like him and Nakai equally, maybe Takuya more a bit, only a bit....

#7. Favorite SMAP pairing:

Kimura-Nakai

What???????? :shakehead: :shakehead: :shocked: :shocked:
They fold it soooooo small Qnuy.. So there's a lot of lines there??? Oh no~~~ :rofl: :rofl:

I would like to have SMAP 010 live... I think itz good.. Wanna listen to them perform Every You in Live.. :victory:

Credit: Katorium..

~Kimura-kun will go HK for his new movie <Bushi no Ichibun>,, date unknown yet.. :dancing: :dancing:

~SMAPxSMAP will really stop next year??? Although SMAP might not disband, but all of the members will do more of their movies next year, so Fuji TV still in discussing with the Johnnys..

“Œ•û“ú•ñ

–Ø‘º‘ñÆ‰Ä—¢‘»•Ÿšá¯ˆÐ
14/12/2006

¡ ”N  ` š  Û “d ‰e ß &#25630; “¾ —L ãß —L F C –¾ ”N ›’ ˜© Ÿ ’Ç &#25802; C œA ç± š  Û ‹‰ ‹ ¯ ˜Ò ` o È · ˜ð C •ï Š‡ ™_ ‘å š  Û ‰e ¯ ˆ¢ Ž¢ ” å “z ‹y ‰Ä —¢ ‘» •Ÿ ˜Ò ` ”C ŠJ –‹ ‰Ã •o I Ž§ “ú –{ ‰e ¯ –Ø ‘º ‘ñ Æ –’ ›ß —Ž ›‰ ˜Ò ` B
¡ ”N ¥  ` š  Û “d ‰e ß ŽO \ Žü ”N C ˆ× —² d ‘´ Ž– C “d ‰e ß •û –Ê ›ß œA ç± ˜± F ‰e ¯ o È C ”@ ŒI ŽR ç –¾ A ” Œ´ ’ äo ûP &#25142; ’©  “™ C ‰Á ã ˆê ŒQ ` ¯ —Í &#25744; C —ß “d ‰e ß ¯ Œõ ™¹ ãÚ I —R ‰— –¾ ”N š  Û “d ‰e ß ›’ äo  ` š  Û ‰e Ž‹ “W A  ` ˜± F “d ‰e “Š Ž‘ ˜ð ˆê ‹N ¨ s C Š ˆÈ ›’ ˜ð Ä u ‰Á ‘å áù v œA ç± ŒQ ¯ o È C ‘ ‘O X “Á •Ê ”h ˆõ “ž ”ü š  äo ”h f –Ö Œö Ži Ú Ÿ¨ C —Í ç± s •ƒ t “I ˆ¢ Ž¢ ” å “z ˆÈ ‹y s ’D › Šï •º t “I ‰Ä —¢ ‘» •Ÿ ˜Ò ` ^ ”C “d ‰e ß ‰Ã •o C –” ¿ ˜Ò ˆ× “d ‰e s V èc ‹à „ ’q ”j c ‰Æ “q ê t “I ‰× —¢ Šˆ Œö è ç± ¿ ‘´ ‘¼ ŠO š  ‰e ¯ C ¡ ”N  ` š  Û “d ‰e ß ’è •K X ‰Á ™ú “® B
Žñ äo ‰e Ž‹ “W ‡ &#36774;
Ÿ ŠO C “ú –{ äÝ l –À ‰e ¯ –Ø ‘º ‘ñ Æ –’ ›ß “š ˆò ˜Ò ` C ˆ× ŽR “c —m ŽŸ Ž· “± “d ‰e s • Žm “I ˆê •ª t é ™B C ’A A –¢ —L ˜Ò ` “ú Šú C •s ‰ß ˆê ”Ç –Ø ‘º –À Šl ’m Ÿ Ž– C ˆê ’è ŠJ S •s ›ß I ŽŠ ‰— –Ø ‘º —L &#20221; Žå Ž “I •x Žm ‰¤ ”v ß –Ú s SMAP X SMAP t „ o \ ”N ˆÈ ˜Ò ˆê ’¼ ‘å Žó Ÿc Œ} C ‰Â É —L ™B SMAP ŒÜ Žq –¾ ”N ˜ð ›“ ’ ŒÂ l ᢠ“W C —v W ‡ &#30526; l &#27284; Šú ›’ ˜ð –ú ˜Ò –ú “ï C å« ‘¥ ‘g ‡ •s ˜ð ‰ð ŽU C •s ‰ß ß –Ú ›’ –Ê —Õ ‰— –¾ ”N ”d •L B Ÿ •· “d Ž‹ ‘ä •û –Ê •s Šè ”‡ ŒÂ ‚ ¾ Ž‹ ß –Ú ’â ”d C ³ æî Ž– –± Š •û –Ê ¤ “¢ B
&#21478; ŠO C –¾ ”N š  Û “d ‰e ß ˆö Žñ ŽŸ äo  ` š  Û ‰e Ž‹ “W ‹y  ` ˜± F “d ‰e “Š Ž‘ ˜ð ‡ ì C ŒÌ ŽO ŒÂ Šˆ “® –’ ›’ ˜ð ’ñ ‘ ŽŠ –¾ ”N ŽO ŒŽ “ù “ú &#25581; –‹ C Ž§ &#23067; žÙ ‘å Žg —À ’© ˆÌ ‘ ‘O –’ ›ß ” —¹ V ˆê S Š¯ •û &#38746; ‘Š ì é ™B B

Qnuy.. So there's a lot of lines there??? Oh no~~~

Yup!!! that's why i was sooo mad when i received it :grumble:

I would like to have SMAP 010 live... I think itz good.. Wanna listen to them perform Every You in Live.. :victory:

For me it's because of Tsu is really HOT in SMAP 10 :rofl:
I'm browsing hmv now, let's see whether i can buy both SMAP 010 and Amigos with my bonus points.

i guess i have to choose either SMAP 010 or Amigos coz both cost around 6000 yen :beaten:

Yanie,,, thankz for all your translations... :hug:

I think Amigos is a bit short... Better 010.. :victory:

Oricon chart for today~~

Arigatou moves up 2 places to #16.. :victory:

While Pop Up DVD is back to #1... :jumpie: :jumpie: Yay~` Ichiban again... :victory:

Now i'm getting more confused coz i want SU concert dvd too :bonk:

SU???

Hmm... Itz a bit behind my list.. I mean the one I wanna get.. :P