mikaela_angel07 wrote:@lizakang - you should also try reading Koyama's Jwebs its really funny to read too... and so as Ryo's entry... :)
I have read koyama's once, or twice. i don't really recall very much of it....was there one that he was talking bout going to the loo, and there were instructions on the wall as to how to properly 'relieve yourself' in that particular toilet since it was a modern one, or something?
it was cute....but ..... funny? maybe i should go look at it again. for all you know it could've been shige's.....maybe i got confused.
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but here is something i extracted from fin's blog again : COMPLIMENTS TO THE VERY KIND AND WONDERFUL FIN who keeps giving us these lengthy translations of everything. you are a blessing, and keep up the good work. This one is from Koyama's radio show, i gather : on 18 July 2006.
most of you would've read this...but it's my 1st time and maybe it may be interesting to once again see how KOYAMA AND SHIGE are good together....also maybe signs of them both being straight after all?
"07/03 - ¬ŽR‚‚ñ‚Ì[K‚¿‚á‚ñNEWS] ( ‚µ‚°‚‚ñ)
2006 / 07 / 18 ( Tue ) 00:46:49
3rd July K-chan NEWS (with Shige)
Opening. Koyama introduced Shige out... and don't know why Shige was shocked haha and both of them greeted in Korean (fin: ‚µ‚°‚‚ñ‚àŠØ‘Œê‚ðK‚Á‚Ä‚é‚ÌH) Koyama announced that Masuda's birthday is on 4th July... and he asked, "Massu, are you listening now?" (fin: ‚«‚Á‚Æ•·‚¢‚Ä‚½) Shige thanked Masuda's mama for giving birth to Masuda The tone Shige used was cute hahaha (fin: ‚¤‚ñAƒ}ƒbƒX[ƒ}ƒ}A‚ ‚肪‚Æ‚¤IIIÎ). Shige said its fast... and Koyama in his shocked voice, said, "Going to be 20 years old yo!" Shige mentioned, "Koyama is 22 years old right?" And Koyama said he doesn't look like 22 years old though... Shige said he is still 18 years old... and Shige brought up the fact that he and Koyama has 4 years of age difference... and Koyama, "Sugoii... Miracle..." (fin: ƒ~ƒ‰ƒNƒ‹H‚¤‚ñAƒ~ƒ‰ƒNƒ‹‚Æ‚¢‚¤‚æ‚èA‰^–½‚©‚ÈHÎ) Koyama mentioned about Masuda acting as Carlos... and he is working hard on the role... Shige, "Seems interesting." Koyama agreed and seemed like they saw the CM of Dandori... Koyama seemed very amused/shocked that Masuda is in the baseball team in the drama Koyama asked, "Is Shige looking forward to anything on a 20 years old Massu?" Shige, very coldly, said, "‘‚‘ål‚É‚È‚ê‚æI(Become mature soon)" :hehe: (fin: WAHAHAHA ‚Ü‚½‘“c‚‚ñ‚Éã–Úü‚Å‚ÌŒ¾—to‚½I) Koyama burst out laughing and said Shige is talking in a senior way... (despite that Shige is younger than Masuda )
Under the segment [Koyama Gakkyukai - danshi no ii bun joshi no ii bun], they talked about why do girls make their uniform skirts short... A mail said that because of style... and she thinks and heard that this will make her look thinner... and both of them kept saying "ii ne ii ne" Two wolves in the radio studio? :naughty: (fin: ‚·‚¯‚ׂ¢‚Á‚ÄŠ´‚¶) And Shige agreed that will look thinner and went "yeah yeah woo woo~" :twisted: Both of them sound excited on this topic? Another mail said that because only when high school then will wear mini skirt... Shige said that when he goes into university, it's true that he doesn't see anybody in mini skirt... And Koyama said, "For uniform, mini skirt is the weapon " (fin: ‹¥Ší‚©H‹êÎBBBŽ„‚Í“ú–{‚Å‚Ì‚Z—Žq‚̃XƒJ[ƒ‚Ì’Z‚³‚ɃrƒbƒNƒŠ‚µ‚½‚æI) Another mail said that because in summer, the sweat will make the skirt sticky to the legs, that's why she made her skirt short... Seemed like Shige couldn't accept the reason and said that wouldn't it be good to truthfully jusy say that because mini skirt is cute hahaha... Koyama said, the air can go into below (skirt)... and Shige, "Yeah yeah, I'm always thinking about this... somehow, it's like the feeling of walking just wearing panties " (fin: l‚¦‚·‚¬‚½III) :twisted:
Koyama burst out laughing and agreed that guys will think about this... And Koyama concluded that, for them (the guys), mini skirt is very common... Shige repeated, "Mini skirts are very common. Thank you!" (fin: ‰½‚Åu‚Ç‚¤‚àv‚ð•t‚¢‚½H) Koyama burst out laughing "Very common. Doumo. Kato Shigeaki desu." and Shige asked, "What's that!?" Shige mentioned about a lot about butts and skirts.. :twisted: .... uwaaa...don't know how to translate
A mail from girl asked, "Why do guys like poker cards so much?" and she seemed to direct the question to Shige who often wins. Shige said he doesn't know what's good about poker cards. But it's interesting no matter when it was played and that he will never get bored of it... Koyama, "Truly speaking, poker cards are very plain/old-fashioned" and Shige went, "..." and Koyama burst out laughing saying, with his famous "iya-iya-iya" that this is really the truth. And Shige went, "Harrrrrrrr!!!!! , you saying this to the poker-sama (God of Poker/ Mister Poker)?" WAHAHAHAHA *fin dies laughing* At first I didn't know what he meant... but now I understand... because Shige always wins in poker cards so he claimed himself as ƒgƒ‰ƒ“ƒv—l XDDD and that Koyama is the one who always loses... no wonder he said that poker cards are plain/old-fashioned and such XDDD ƒoƒJ‚È“ñlI Koyama explained that because poker cards can just be played anywhere with at most a mat around.
Shige mentioned that there are occasions when guys can make use of poker cards to build up relationship with the girl he likes... if they guy doesn't know how to pick up a conversation :naughty: (fin: ‚¤‚ñA‚»‚¤‚©‚à‚¾‚æ‚ËB‚µ‚°‚‚ñ‚Í‚»‚ñ‚ÈŒoŒ±‚ª‚ ‚é‚ÌHÎB‚»‚ñ‚È^–Ê–Ú‚ÅŒ¾‚Á‚½‚©‚çA‚â‚Á‚Ï‚è‹C‚É‚È‚éI) And Koyama went giggling... Shige said that it is true that such things happened to his friends... and Koyama tried to interrupt, "I never heard about such things before..." And seemed like Shige is in his own world, saying, "Sugoi ii yo! (very good yo)" :rofl: hahaha and Koyama was still not convinced... Shige added on that, "The tension will increase if can learn and show 1 or 2 magic tricks" :hehe: (fin: ‚Í‚ÁHÎBBB‚»‚ê‚Í‹»–¡‚ª‚È‚¢‚íy‘“c‚‚ñ‚ðƒ}ƒlz) and that one can become popular because of it. (fin: ) Koyama said poker cards are common. And Shige added on, "Poker cards and mini skirts are common in high school life"
A mail from girl asked, what should one make for bento when going to amusement park on a date with boyfriend. What kinds of side dishes should she make? Shige said that he doesn't really hope that the girl will force herself to make something out... and that its ok even if its not that tasty (fin: —D‚µ‚¢Ij... And Koyama said, "Rice? Bread?" Shige said it depends on the date place and that since its amusement park, so maybe sandwiches? (fin: ‚»‚ꂪ‚¢‚¢‚È‚ IŽ„‚̓pƒ“‚ªD‚«‚¾‚à‚ñI) And Koyama said can sit on the bench... and Shige interruped that he wants egg. Shige somehow linked it to rice and he decided that rice will be better. Koyama said, "Truly speaking (again! haha), I think for girls, sandwiches will be more enjoyable" and Shige said will not! Koyama decided that for guys, they will be happy to have many different kinds of food made for them. Shige went on explained that he cannot finish up a food of the same kind... so, even if it is really tasty, there will be leftover... and he will feel very guilty. Koyama said he will be very happy if the girl wakes up early to make fried chicken. Shige seemed to be putting himself in the shoes and went, "Ahhhh... suteki " in a dreamy way haha
A mail from girl asked, "Why is the handwriting in the guys' notes so untidy?" Shige responded immediately saying, "I don't know yo!" Koyama continued to read the mail. Shige, in high pitch, said, "It's very tough to write notes neatly." (fin: ‚¤‚ñAŽ^¬‚µ‚Ü‚Á‚·[I‹}‚¢‚Å‚©‚çAƒLƒŒƒC‚É‘‚‚킯‚ª‚È‚¢B) And Shige said he won't take down notes neatly... and he thought that Koyama's handwriting is very easy to read... Koyama agreed that he is the opposite of Shige and that he will even write title on the cover of the note... Shige said Koyama will write the title big and in a fanciful way... and Koyama added on that he will like add "lighting" to the words from the right (fin: ‚»‚êA•ª‚©‚Á‚½IÎB‚»‚ñ‚È‘‚«•û‚ª‚©‚È‚èD‚«‚¾‚æB¬ŽR‚‚ñ‚̃m[ƒg‚ªŒ©‚½‚¢I) Shige said that Koyama even wrote the title in Hiragana...
A listener asked Koyama how does he think of Fukushima accent since Jiro-chan in [hanayome] is a Fukushima resident. Koyama said he does not have Fukushima accent because his mother (in the drama) raised him up in Tokyo ... Shige mentioned that his mother is from Akita... and Koyama, "Akita! Akita beauty!" Shige said HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER SHE IS A BEAUTY OR NOT, BUT HIS MOTHER IS FROM AKITA ... :rofl: :boot:
Koyama said he likes dialects... Shige mentioned that there are many people who speak dialects in university... Koyama, "There are, right!" And they suddenly form a "Committee which likes dialects" (fin: Ž„ŽQ‰Á‚µ‚Ä‚à‚¢‚¢‚ÌHjand Shige said, "We are the village head (?) and committee head" Shige said he likes Kyuushuu and Kansai accent...
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That's about all *fin pants pants* hahaha... first time writing such a long report for Kchan-NEWS... though momoiro requested only the Masuda's part (^^;) Because I thought the later part quite interesting too... 2 wolves in the studio hohoho... Koyama and Shige talked too fast!!! Such that compared to Masuda's radio (which was supposedly to be longer than Kchan NEWS), the report ended up to be so long hahahaha... but fin had fun. "
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ok, i don't know if you guys enjoyed that, but honestly SHIGE CRACKS ME UP. He seems really shy onstage and when he's singing, but that guy has a sense of humour that is really sharp.