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hey all! this should make everyone's day a bit brighter, not that i like to revel in other's misery. well, only sometimes.

i don't kno if this is a reliable source, but i sure got a kick out of it: Tom and Katie are splitsville.

http://www.perezhilton.com/

"WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - it's over!

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding - and, ultimately, to split.

Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom's saying: "Their relationship is basically over." Another friend adds: "They both agreed that the marriage wouldn't work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other."

The insiders say that Tom, 43, and Katie, 27, plan to keep up the charade of a romance until after their baby's birth this spring. In the meantime, the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home - though sleeping in separate bedrooms - through the summer. Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation - but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

"They'll share custody," says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie's and the baby's financial well-being for life. "Tom will set up Katie and the baby," adds the pal."

MissMonika wrote:hey all! this should make everyone's day a bit brighter, not that i like to revel in other's misery. well, only sometimes.

i don't kno if this is a reliable source, but i sure got a kick out of it: Tom and Katie are splitsville.

http://www.perezhilton.com/

"WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - it's over!

what???? after all that hoopla? amazing......the bun is still in the oven and it's already over.....

Oh boy... :sweat:

At least she's going to get half of Tom Cruise stuff. I guess they found out they didn't like each other when they sober up. :hehe:

tabana wrote:Oh boy... :sweat:

At least she's going to get half of Tom Cruise stuff. I guess they found out they didn't like each other when they sober up. :hehe:

she won't get crap...they never married and california law does not recognize common law marriages....all tom's money is probably invested in alien technology so he can fly away and meet l. ron hubbard and all the other scientologists one day.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Yeah, that guy's a wacko. :hehe:

Poor kid. Their parents split up before he's even born.

tabana wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Yeah, that guy's a wacko. :hehe:

Poor kid. Their parents split up before he's even born.

he seems put together but dianetics is out there man...you can tell l. ron hubbard was on drugs when he wrote that shiet...and then it became a religion....

this just in (10 minutes ago)

Tom Cruise, Holmes Deny Breakup Report

10 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - Not true. That's what
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes said Tuesday about a
Valentine's Day report on the Life & Style magazine Web site, which claimed Cruise and Holmes had split up and called off their wedding.
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"It should be known that the story is 100 percent false," Arnold Robinson, a publicist for the couple, said in a statement. "Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child."

The Feb. 27 issue, which will be on news stands Friday, said the public pair "plan to keep up the charade of their romance until after their baby's birth this spring."

Holmes, 27, and Cruise, 43, have been engaged since June. They announced their pregnancy in October.

"Despite the malicious fallacies put forth by Life & Style magazine, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family," Robinson said.

A representative for the magazine said the story was accurate: "We stand 100 percent behind our story."

The magazine said its story was based on information from two unnamed friends of Cruise. "So right now they're together but not together. It's a really weird situation and unhealthy for both of them," one of those purported friends is quoted as saying.

Tu_triky wrote:he seems put together but dianetics is out there man...you can tell l. ron hubbard was on drugs when he wrote that shiet...and then it became a religion....

We have a weirdo with a flying saucer around here too. You may remember him, I think it was during the New Year in 2000. They said they had cloned a few babies. It was on CNN and almost everywhere else. :nut:

It's an official religion here. :confused: The good thing about having your own religion, is you don't pay taxes. I should start one.

tabana wrote:
We have a weirdo with a flying saucer around here too. You may remember him, I think it was during the New Year in 2000. They said they had cloned a few babies. It was on CNN and almost everywhere else. :nut:

It's an official religion here. :confused: The good thing about having your own religion, is you don't pay taxes. I should start one.

beam me up tabana.....live long and prosper...by eating a diet rich in trans fats.

:hehe:
Trans fat will soon be illegal here. Maybe you could help me establish an Oreo cookies and Mac & Cheese smuggling ring. :P :bonk: :ashamed:

tabana wrote::hehe:
Trans fat will soon be illegal here. Maybe you could help me establish an Oreo cookies and Mac & Cheese smuggling ring. :P :bonk: :ashamed:

okay...i'll send you those items for vats of poutine in return...the greasy cheese curds with fries have many industrial uses.

It's a deal. :mrgreen: :deal:

tabana wrote:It's a deal. :mrgreen: :deal:

<signs contract with mont blanc pen, and then wipes the oreo crumbs from face>

vive le trans fats!

still jonesin for those Putins..

:mrgreen:

littlemissfab wrote:vive le trans fats!

still jonesin for those Putins..

:mrgreen:

yeah...cuz i'm russian like that.

<dusts off his hammer and sickle mousepad>

Color me gone.

bmwracer wrote:Color me gone.

*colors 'puffs gone*

:hehe:

Enna wrote:Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!!!!
:inlove:

remember If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with! :flyingkiss:

Happy Valentines all!! :woot:

When I lived in Aspen they used to say "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one with whiff." :hehe:

littlemissfab wrote:

*colors 'puffs gone*

:hehe:

/me wonders if "gone" is the same color as puke.

krim wrote:

/me wonders if "gone" is the same color as puke.

wtf you guys talking about :rofl: