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my friend answers his cell "Hello, Geoff's vibrating crotch"

littlemissfab wrote:
*resists in making a green joke involving doch and where he puts his cellphone when it vibrates*

Where else would my phone be? In the phone holder. :hehe: Don't ask where the phone holder is. :naughty:

dochira wrote:
Where else would my phone be? In the phone holder. :hehe: Don't ask where the phone holder is. :naughty:

Oh, so thats your cell phone? :hehe:

Glad youre having good vibrations..........

^^ Oh yeah.. Marky Mark and the funky Bunch!!

littlemissfab wrote:

pm it to me!!!!

uh, just google "usb powered massager" :hehe:

krim wrote:

uh, just google "usb powered massager" :hehe:

*glares at krim*

okay.

littlemissfab wrote:

*glares at krim*

okay.

Fine...


*PM's, www.hustler.com*

krim wrote:

Fine...


*PM's, www.hustler.com*

Something about this URL makes me think it's NSFW. :crazy: What is it about it?? :hehe:

dochira wrote:
Something about this URL makes me think it's NSFW. :crazy: What is it about it?? :hehe:

/me thinks 'mogoch is being a 'tard...

:hehe:

/me tilts head to the side.... *innocent stare while blinking*

dochira wrote:
Who needs that when cell phones have a vibrate mode. Don't be surprised when I choose to not pick up phone calls.

You might be interested by this cell phone game. :mrgreen:

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seems the Sanrio office is moving up to the 8th floor.... 2 more and we'd be on the same floor. :mrgreen:

The Hello Kitty Sanrio? Cool. :thumbsup:

yeah that Sanrio.. though, i dont htink they're the actual Sanrio, they just import their stuff... their lobby has a 5' Hello Kitty sitting int he corner.

krim wrote:yeah that Sanrio.. though, i dont htink they're the actual Sanrio, they just import their stuff... their lobby has a 5' Hello Kitty sitting int he corner.

kawaiiii!!!!!!

Having an aunt from Japan, I grew up getting sanrio stuff with much detest.

I had the Hello Kitty bento box, the pencil case, the bedsheets, watches, notebooks, jammies, slippers.. she thought it was cute

I didn't think it was.

....until I realized how expensive it all was.

heheehe.. i adored Bad Badtz Maru though in senior year

i have a pekkle garbage can in my car. :beaten:

littlemissfab wrote:

kawaiiii!!!!!!
Having an aunt from Japan, I grew up getting sanrio stuff with much

the ultimate expression of the word "kawaii"

tokyo girls trippin' on blonde haired fashion models walking the street in the big city. work safe.

10MB (1 minute)


http://s14.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1C3X6YKL05ATH3HIE6711PFCXP

if there isn't a drunken slurring woman in the video, im not going to bother. :rofl:

krim wrote:if there isn't a drunken slurring woman in the video, im not going to bother. :rofl:

i think she's in the backseat on this one...or already at the love hotel, son.

Tu_triky wrote:

i think she's in the backseat on this one...or already at the love hotel, son.

damnit, she ditched me again. :shamefulcry: