Talk About Work Thread

we do have 2 yrs left on the lease... :mrgreen:

That's plenty of time to setup a webcam. :hehe:

Had a customer call in today and the first thing he said is, "Life sucks!" I was going to ask for his email address so I could send him "Seppuku for dummies"

tabana wrote:LOL

Maybe your old boss will be one of your underling. :twisted: :hehe:

that would be too funny.... :nut: :hehe:

gaijin mark wrote:Had a customer call in today and the first thing he said is, "Life sucks!" I was going to ask for his email address so I could send him "Seppuku for dummies"

i'd say it is all about attitude....i am sure we all have our bad days, but to start out the day saying that....... :shakehead:

gaijin mark wrote:Had a customer call in today and the first thing he said is, "Life sucks!" I was going to ask for his email address so I could send him "Seppuku for dummies"

He might be trying to call a consultation center but dialed the wrong number. :bonk:

Our new "technical expert" is part of the reason servers are getting hacked. The guy said he's been using the same admin password for over 25 years. Then he installed PC Anyware on the main server and reseted all the password for the routers and admin accounts to the last 4 digits of our phone number. :hehe: If it takes less than an hour to hack a 8 chars password, I don't want to know about 4 digits only. 1 minute perhaps...


To all the hackers in our lan right now, please don't delete my wallpapers. :fingerscrossed:

is his name Sam? sounds like our moron Net Admin that just went to Dell.

No, but he could be his twin brother or something. My grandma has better security on her PC to play card games, than our servers. :nut:

whats your IP address again? :hehe:

127.0.0.1

Feel free to format my hard drives and send me viruses. :mrgreen:

Funny you should mention.. i used to collect viruses.. and once at work, i put the wrong floppy into the servers disk drive.. and all hell broke loose. :sweat: :hehe: :hehe: :beaten:

:rofl:

Everybody got the day off, eh? :hehe: I never collected virus, except for the old ping pong virus. I think I still have it somewhere...

krim wrote:Funny you should mention.. i used to collect viruse

Back in the olden days, I used to work at a disk drive repair company(this was back when people would have their disk drives fixed instead of just throwing them away) anyway, the boss always asked us to give him any viruses we would find, I wonder what he did with all of them? :crazy: [/list:u]

probably the same.. i have about 500+ floppy disks with a different virus on it sitting in the closet. I'll probably throw them away at some point.

gaijin mark wrote: Back in the olden days, I used to work at a disk drive repair company(this was back when people would have their disk drives fixed instead of just throwing them away) anyway, the boss always asked us to give him any viruses we would find, I wonder what he did with all of them? :crazy: [/list:u]

The guy started McAfee and made millions. :mrgreen:

For those of you contemplating a career change, here are the three things you need to know to be a plumber: 1) Shit flows downhill [/list:u] 2) Don't bite your fingernails after work 3) Payday is on friday [/list:u]

Unless you live on the side of a mountain, and the sewer line is above most of your house... as is the case with my sisters place. The shit flows uphill for all the houses on her side of the street. :mrgreen: :hehe:

krim wrote:Unless you live on the side of a mountain, and the sewer line is above most of your house... as is the case with my sisters place. The shit flows uphill for all the houses on her side of the street. :mrgreen: :hehe:

According to the plumber's union, in a case like that, you don't bite your toenails after work [/list:u]

gaijin mark wrote: According to the plumber's union, in a case like that, you don't bite your toenails after work [/list:u]

Wise advice!

:say_yes: :bow: