Talk About Work Thread

krim wrote:every morning, by default, they're on at the highest possible ring volume.

I do that to my boss' phone every now and then, just to freak her out. :twisted:


I'm incorrigible. :hehe:

have you considered something like contact cement on the headset... :twisted:

krim wrote:have you considered something like contact cement on the headset... :twisted:

Nah, I prefer more subtle stuff just to drive people insane.

At my last job, a coworker and I used to dick with this manager's PC and he would freak, 'cause he thought he was all that with computers... We knocked his uppity ass down a few notches. :twisted:

having a headset glued to my head and hand would drive me insane... :hehe:

reminds me of a one time, my friend called me from his school, it was hell week and everyone was basically living at school finishing their projects. So he'd be awake for 2 days straight. Calls me, John, come pick me up, i welded my hand together.
I was like.. what? you welded your hand together? call the ambulance!
he's said, nah, just come over.. and he told me which building he was in.

i go there and find out that he put a bottle of liquid weld in his pocket, but didn't screw the top on completely. reached in to take it out and squirted the liquid weld all over his hand, and his fingers were stuck in some wierd angles. I had to take him to a hobby store to get some solvent to dissolve the liquid weld...

:rofl: :rofl: guess you had to be there...

krim wrote:having a headset glued to my head and hand would drive me insane... :hehe:

reminds me of a one time, my friend called me from his school, it was hell week and everyone was basically living at school finishing their projects. So he'd be awake for 2 days straight. Calls me, John, come pick me up, i welded my hand together.
I was like.. what? you welded your hand together? call the ambulance!
he's said, nah, just come over.. and he told me which building he was in.

i go there and find out that he put a bottle of liquid weld in his pocket, but didn't screw the top on completely. reached in to take it out and squirted the liquid weld all over his hand, and his fingers were stuck in some wierd angles. I had to take him to a hobby store to get some solvent to dissolve the liquid weld...

:rofl: :rofl: guess you had to be there...

Good thing he wasn't doing something else with his hand... :beaten: :hehe:

Dang, I have to do some work today. :twisted:

Jaa.

bmwracer wrote:
I'd marry her on the spot. ;)

wasn't at the office today so didn't get to see her. boooo! :hehe:

krim wrote:having a headset glued to my head and hand would drive me insane... :hehe:

reminds me of a one time, my friend called me from his school, it was hell week and everyone was basically living at school finishing their projects. So he'd be awake for 2 days straight. Calls me, John, come pick me up, i welded my hand together.
I was like.. what? you welded your hand together? call the ambulance!
he's said, nah, just come over.. and he told me which building he was in.

i go there and find out that he put a bottle of liquid weld in his pocket, but didn't screw the top on completely. reached in to take it out and squirted the liquid weld all over his hand, and his fingers were stuck in some wierd angles. I had to take him to a hobby store to get some solvent to dissolve the liquid weld...

:rofl: :rofl: guess you had to be there...

:rofl: it kinda reminded me of american pie 2...

littlemissfab wrote:


:rofl: it kinda reminded me of american pie 2...

Exactly what I was thinking. Silly ickle boys. :shakehead:

Today's Moron update:

As our manager is out for the week, the idiot techie has himself decided to have ALL our sales reps send in their Dell Laptops in to have the batteries replaced. Not bothering to notice that 6 of 10 (laptops) of them aren't even new enough to be recalled.

*sigh*


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Update #2,

none of our backup tapes have been sent out for the last 2 months, because "it's not like we have hurricanes to deal with".

*sigh* again.

haha... Self-Employed. Niggazzz.

& I mean that in the nicest way. :victory:

krim wrote:Today's Moron update:

As our manager is out for the week, the idiot techie has himself decided to have ALL our sales reps send in their Dell Laptops in to have the batteries replaced. Not bothering to notice that 6 of 10 (laptops) of them aren't even new enough to be recalled.

*sigh*


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Update #2,

none of our backup tapes have been sent out for the last 2 months, because "it's not like we have hurricanes to deal with".

*sigh* again.

Stupid is as stupid does.

mushy wrote:haha... Self-Employed. Niggazzz.

& I mean that in the nicest way. :victory:

Uh, I'd refrain from using the N-word around here, no matter how cool you think it is.

We don't like Jap or Chink or whatever, so it should apply to all ethnicities.

Yesterday we had an outage in San Jose, turns out it was caused by a power outage in one of our buildings. When the power went out, an air conditioner started to leak on some equipment, then when power came back on, ZAPPP!!! :doh: Are we high-tech or what? Pretty soon, we'll stop sending people phones, just send out 2 cans and some string [/list:u]

gaijin mark wrote:
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Are we high-tech or what? Pretty soon, we'll stop sending people phones, just send out 2 cans and some string

Dang, technology changes so quickly.. i dont think my modem has a IEEE8oz port... how will i connect to the internet?

bmwracer wrote:
Uh, I'd refrain from using the N-word around here, no matter how cool you think it is.

We don't like Jap or Chink or whatever, so it should apply to all ethnicities.

And I'd like to add, can we stop calling things "gay" here, too? I mean, "that's so gay" is taking a term that defines a group of people and making it a negative. Not cool.

It's like saying "that's so black" or "that's so paki". :shakehead:

i think the proper term is, "you're so glay"

krim wrote:i think the proper term is, "you're so glay"

:tolerance:

:hehe: :P

krim wrote:i think the proper term is, "you're so glay"

:hehe: :rofl: :hehe: :rofl: :hehe: :rofl:

gaijin mark wrote:Yesterday we had an outage in San Jose, turns out it was caused by a power outage in one of our buildings. When the power went out, an air conditioner started to leak on some equipment, then when power came back on, ZAPPP!!! :doh: Are we high-tech or what? Pretty soon, we'll stop sending people phones, just send out 2 cans and some string [/list:u]

wow...that is some serious stuff.....lol :crazy: