Curse of the Asian Man

a friend sent me this article... it is hilarious! funny thing is that it's all true ;)

http://stuffthatisawesome.tripod.com/awesome/id26.html

damn funny. these things i've been saying for years.....

Uh......cheesecake is kinda yellow, ain't it? :hehe: I loved how they said they never saw Asian guys on Cops. I've seen some Asians (guys and girls) on Cops, but most of them are greaseball toothless white trash.

Overall I thought the article was pretty funny. He didn't mention Asian guys who date non-Asian girls (mainly white). I never ever see that anyway. Usually it's the other way around (Asian girls w/ white guys). I'm kinda surprised it didn't come up in the article, so I guess he even thinks non-Asians don't want Asian guys :crazy: So would they be sellouts too? LOL

This guy I know who is Korean, he said the same thing (he never sees white or non-Asian girls with Asian guys) but his justification was "They *might* date girls who aren't Asian but at least 90% of the time they won't marry one....they will probably marry a fellow yellow and that's that". :beaten:

Speaking of a "curse," ever watch The Joy Luck Club? Talk about a stilted portrayal of Asian, er, Chinese men: they're all conniving, treacherous scumbags... What a joke.

bmwracer wrote:Speaking of a "curse," ever watch The Joy Luck Club? Talk about a stilted portrayal of Asian, er, Chinese men: they're all conniving, treacherous scumbags... What a joke.

Yeah.....but it's a great movie in general! One of my faves! :crazy:

KouSeiya315 wrote:Yeah.....but it's a great movie in general!

I suppose. But very biased. :(

bmwracer wrote:Speaking of a "curse," ever watch The Joy Luck Club? Talk about a stilted portrayal of Asian, er, Chinese men: they're all conniving, treacherous scumbags... What a joke.

Yea, read the book even. Although it maybe should be noted that Amy Tan probably doesn't like asian guys in the first place. For one she didn't marry one and two all her books are from a female's point of view. Still a good story though, oh well

his analysis was that... asian guys are losers because of the girls. i think the asian guys just need to brush up on the skills.

of course, there are other factors.... heh...

whahhahahaha :beaten:

neefo wrote:damn funny. these things i've been saying for years.....

Damn, I've been advocating this for years too. Is there some sort of club for this that I don't know about? :hehe:

eltinator wrote:

Yea, read the book even. Although it maybe should be noted that Amy Tan probably doesn't like asian guys in the first place. For one she didn't marry one and two all her books are from a female's point of view. Still a good story though, oh well

joy luck club was a real dumbass interpretation from Amy Tan. She had something against asian men to begin with. obviously she hasn't seen the rest of us.. eh bmw?
hehehhe

so true... most of us have been thinkin it, just no one's ever said it out loud before... but I can't really complain, much, since I've been fortunate enough to have had my fair share. :D

neefo wrote:joy luck club was a real dumbass interpretation from Amy Tan. She had something against asian men to begin with. obviously she hasn't seen the rest of us.. eh bmw?

Abso-frickin-lutely. :D

Funny article but not totally true...

I think Asian guys have their own attraction.

KouSeiya315 wrote:

bmwracer wrote:
Speaking of a "curse," ever watch The Joy Luck Club? Talk about a stilted portrayal of Asian, er, Chinese men: they're all conniving, treacherous scumbags... What a joke.

Yeah.....but it's a great movie in general! One of my faves!

I have to agree with you bmw, most of them are portrayed as a scumbag. Not all Chinese men are like that, she generalized things. Perhaps it's her personal experience.

Great movie..yeah I watched it because of Russell Wong :hehe: :love_eyes: Perfect example of HOT HUNKY Asian guy!

haha, you should read the other articles. it's funny. especially about girls' away msgs. haha :P :sweat:

Akakage wrote:

Great movie..yeah I watched it because of Russell Wong :hehe: :love_eyes: Perfect example of HOT HUNKY Asian guy!

YES!!! I love him! I remember Russell Wong when he was on Vanishing Son! Damn why didn't they sell that on tape or DVD later :mecry: SO HOT

KouSeiya315 wrote:

YES!!! I love him! I remember Russell Wong when he was on Vanishing Son! Damn why didn't they sell that on tape or DVD later :mecry: SO HOT

I remember that one too..*weak on the knee* ..I hate the fact it was cancelled.

KouSeiya315 wrote:

YES!!! I love him! I remember Russell Wong when he was on Vanishing Son! Damn why didn't they sell that on tape or DVD later :mecry: SO HOT

ahhHHH.. yes russel wong.. i had a major crush on him in high school, when vanishing son was showing! i did record the show on VHS, but its been so long, i dunno where the tapes ran off to.
also you guys know that russel wong is only half chinese right? he is half dutch or german i think.

neefo wrote:

joy luck club was a real dumbass interpretation from Amy Tan. She had something against asian men to begin with. obviously she hasn't seen the rest of us.. eh bmw?
hehehhe

Well, actually a lot of asian guys are scumbags. =)

I think there are quite a few differences between asians on the mainland on asians who travelled to different countries. Asian immigrants (or usually immigrants in general) have a harder work ethic and a more open mind than their native counterparts. You get a real sense of that when you travel.

amrayu wrote:

ahhHHH.. yes russel wong.. i had a major crush on him in high school, when vanishing son was showing! i did record the show on VHS, but its been so long, i dunno where the tapes ran off to.
also you guys know that russel wong is only half chinese right? he is half dutch or german i think.

Yes he is half Chinese. His mother is Irish/American. Wong brothers are HOT..if you know Michael Wong..d'uh.. :beaten:
Just like you, I used to have a major crush on him too in my high school years.

Heh. I was wondering when ol' Russell's name would come up after I mentioned The Joy Luck Club... :hehe: