Yamashita Tomohisa

ashley wrote:Konbannchiiwa!!!! :woot: so we're officially called EGG?? :mwahaha: oh yes in this club, what we do is strip JE boys naked and erm.."play" with them...Emma glad u're joining....so how was your trip to the moon?? :hehe: don't fool around with Chisa where Pi is concerned..that girl's like a rottweiler when it comes to Pi....scary ne!~~ I went out for one afternoon and seems like I missed alot :sweat: so did u miss me guys??? Kame sure did, he's looking around my shoulder to see what I'm doing...not that he understands English.....but he understands a little...I've taught him all the dirty bedroom words he needs to know :mwahaha:



SEE HAIR HAIR!!!!! *excited* Kame has no butt but he has hair!!!! (anyway I'm working on his butt....one day when he's as muscular as your Massu, Emma, I'll take a picture and show u guys) ok I'm really going crazy.......I'm so glad our EGG seems to be growing in size...one day when we're super formidable, we'll take all our boys and storm the underworld.... :mwahaha: and then we'll shut the gates and no fangirls can come in...come within a mile and we'll bombard them with Rie's arsenal of weapons....oohhh..prongs u're joining in the fight for Pi..aren't u afraid Chisa will kick u to Mars?? I heard she's got a super powerful left leg aka David Beckham :hehe:

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u guys can't see me...but I'm right underwater between Ryo's legs...and I can see Pi & Uchi too....the view is wonderful!!! :smitten: *runs away to risk getting beaten by Chisa & Rie & Eroi*

btw Those aspiring to join the EGG, I'll just do a lil' tally

Pi is taken (or rather Pis are taken, since I can never figure out how Pi is in everyone's little world)
Uchi is taken (by Eroi)
Kame is TAKEN (by me...yesss me...any challengers?? :twisted:)
Maru is taken (by prongs)
Massu is taken (by Emma)
Makoto is taken (by me and rie...yes we're greedy)

did I leave anyone out?? there are still lots of JE boys left....if no one is going to stake a claim to Jin & Ryo, I'm taking them in...poor boys...I'm planning to set up a home shelter for overworked, underpaid and undernourished JE boys... :naughty: :naughty: Pi & Uchi, if anyone ever mistreats u, come join me!!! (can't say Massu since he doesn't look undernourished)

huhuhuhu where's everyone?? :shamefulcry: :shamefulcry: cavorting naked in their little paradise with their JE boys?? They need a break u know...Kame's taking a little break now...cos we exhausted ourselves last night (yes alllll night...Kame is indeed a JE boy..amazing acrobatics in bed) :hehe:

Well, here I am, I just watched Nobuta wa Produce, the last ep...so forgive me, answering so late :hug: are you still on, well your list was right and only me is taking Uchi!!! :twisted: hands and dirrty fingers away!!

I didn`t find any sexy pic of Uchi yet, that wasn`t posted by one of The EGG....girls...Tasukette!!! *screams* *Uchi comes running to look what`s wrong* :puppydog: ONEGAI!! :bow:
I very desperatly now..*sobbing* *Uchi tries to comfort me* :shamefulcry:

Akira is gorgous in the last ep!!! And Ash, I missed you soooo much :glomp::hug::flyingkiss:

ashley, haha thanks for your welcome, and I toke MY Massu with me, so the moon trip was the greatest :hehe:
we bounced around, more? you dont want to know :mwahaha:

now then? some one who could help me with thumbnails?
coz I really want to post Massu's perfect body :smitten:

Massu dont need to make a pose to look sexy, he is born with it, has it naturally :usuck: gomen ne piii again, you have it too... (YEAH AS IF!)<--- joke!! :hehe:
Im fooling around alot today :rofl:

Swedish_Japan_Lover wrote:ashley, haha thanks for your welcome, and I toke MY Massu with me, so the moon trip was the greatest :hehe:
we bounced around, more? you dont want to know :mwahaha:

now then? some one who could help me with thumbnails?
coz I really want to post Massu's perfect body :smitten:

Massu dont need to make a pose to look sexy, he is born with it, has it naturally :usuck: gomen ne piii again, you have it too... (YEAH AS IF!)<--- joke!! :hehe:
Im fooling around alot today :rofl:

That`s excactlz what you need to be, when you`re a member of The EGG!!!! :hug:

And, Minna!!! It`s Chisachan`s birtday...so

*sing* Happy Birtday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birtday dear Chisachan
Happy Birthday to you

*hands over the cake* Blow the candles out and make a wish!!! :hug:

sasse wrote:


Well, here I am, I just watched Nobuta wa Produce, the last ep...so forgive me, answering so late :hug: are you still on, well your list was right and only me is taking Uchi!!! :twisted: hands and dirrty fingers away!!

I didn`t find any sexy pic of Uchi yet, that wasn`t posted by one of The EGG....girls...Tasukette!!! *screams* *Uchi comes running to look what`s wrong* :puppydog: ONEGAI!! :bow:
I very desperatly now..*sobbing* *Uchi tries to comfort me* :shamefulcry:

Akira is gorgous in the last ep!!! And Ash, I missed you soooo much :glomp::hug::flyingkiss:

ahhh Eroi :hug: :hug: last episode of NwP??? :omg: ok I'm not supposed to know so don't tell me *pressed her hands to her ears* after Nobuta ends, there'll be no more Shuji to Akira :shamefulcry: U know I think I'm seriously addicted to this thread...this first thing I did when I came home was to check this thread....oh no :ill: ok Gals....Yuya is taken by Sarahila....so whoever wants Yuya, pls settle it with her....EGG is not responsible for any injuries or deaths caused by fights over JE boys. ayeee...Eroi I tell u a secret...the reason why Ecchi Di has been missing is that I invited her to tea and put sedatives into it...she's been sound asleep since Thursday :mwahaha: *evi laughter* So whoever wants Kame, be prepared esp now I've received a huge supply of anthrax from rie.....

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sasse wrote:


Well, here I am, I just watched Nobuta wa Produce, the last ep...so forgive me, answering so late :hug: are you still on, well your list was right and only me is taking Uchi!!! :twisted: hands and dirrty fingers away!!

I didn`t find any sexy pic of Uchi yet, that wasn`t posted by one of The EGG....girls...Tasukette!!! *screams* *Uchi comes running to look what`s wrong* :puppydog: ONEGAI!! :bow:
I very desperatly now..*sobbing* *Uchi tries to comfort me* :shamefulcry:

Akira is gorgous in the last ep!!! And Ash, I missed you soooo much :glomp::hug::flyingkiss:

wow so good, sasse!! watch the last esp of NObuta!! i have to wait til tomorrow to watch it... hmm Akira is always gorgous!!! i will miss Akira (Yamapi)!!!

and i start to love Yamapi more and more (haha) but still feel Takuya is still the best... heehee

sasse wut happen 2 da last epi?? warghh..i wanna watch it..haha..i'll be missing akira(yamapi) alot..haha

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Tanned, crispy Pi for ya!! :hug: actually Koyama is in the pic too but he got cut out by me...Poor Koyama :hehe:

CHISA CHAN.....Tanjoubi Omedetou!!!! I bet U're celebrating with Pi....doing what I don't wanna know

and Emma u mean tiny thumbnails like this---> [image]

U just hafta upload the pic to imageshack and then paste the link from the Thumbnail for forums (1) box..hope this helps

ah chisa birthday .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ....... :woot:

let me think, should i or shouldn't i let go PI ??? aaaarrrrgh hard decision ....
let me think harder, just give me more times .....

:wack: 1 minute prongsy.....that's all u have...any longer..Maru's going with me to my JE Shelter :twisted:

Swedish_Japan_Lover wrote:ashley, haha thanks for your welcome, and I toke MY Massu with me, so the moon trip was the greatest :hehe:
we bounced around, more? you dont want to know :mwahaha:

bouncing?? u're not the only one doing that....Kame and I were bouncing all day too :hehe: I need to change my bed, it's all Kame's fault, he damaged the springs when doing acrobatics in bed with me...

happy burfday chisa chan!!!
i bet u'r celebrating it wif Pi :hehe:

ok I think your one minute is up....Pi's kon kon or Maru's beat box?? *bundles Maru up and takes him away*

sarahila wrote:sasse wut happen 2 da last epi?? warghh..i wanna watch it..haha..i'll be missing akira(yamapi) alot..haha

:mwahaha: You would like to know, right!!!! *evil laughter*

pm me, if you wanna know..it's too dangerous for poor Ash, she can't resist reading my spoilers, especially my summaries :hehe:

ashley wrote::wack: 1 minute prongsy.....that's all u have...any longer..Maru's going with me to my JE Shelter :twisted:



bouncing?? u're not the only one doing that....Kame and I were bouncing all day too :hehe: I need to change my bed, it's all Kame's fault, he damaged the springs when doing acrobatics in bed with me...

:beatyou: don't you dare taking maru from me ... :angry: :boot:
well i let go PI for just one day ... tom i will be back w/ plans to take him from rie chan n chisa .....

sasse wrote:

:mwahaha: You would like to know, right!!!! *evil laughter*

pm me, if you wanna know..it's too dangerous for poor Ash, she can't resist reading my spoilers, especially my summaries :hehe:

awww...u're so nice....hahaha...anyway where's rie....how are people going to register when the receptionist is not here? I bet she is whipping Pi again.....we should dock her pay or better yet take Pi away from her...

prongsmelody wrote:

:beatyou: don't you dare taking maru from me ... :angry: :boot:
well i let go PI for just one day ... tom i will be back w/ plans to take him from rie chan n chisa .....

okok....*gives u back Maru on a platter* u planning to overthrow both Chisa & Rie?? :wow: don't say I didn't warn u...this time it's a three-way fight huh?? yayy...more entertainment for me....

ashley wrote:[image]
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My blood is flowding out of my nose :rofl: *runs for tissues* well, so much skin!!! :fingerscrossed: and my beloved uchikun....*goes crazy* *hugs Uchikun (who looks very surprised, but very happy)*

Well, be careful Ash, when you let Kame doing to much acrobatics :hehe: he will lose even more weight and by the way, I loved him in the last ep!! Great, cute, awesome performance!! :thunmbsup: Kame has the potential for more!! And what to say about Pi, well, speechless..this mixture of aseriousness and total bakaness in the last ep...made me falling even more in love with him, but don't worry, Rie and Chisa, there's no problem I don't want to have him...keep him :hug:

And, another thing, Massu has extrem muscles, but Uchikun's face is 100000000000000000000times prettier and his smile *faints in uchikun's arms*

didn't we want to keep the peace??? Well, maybe a new fight is making this thread even faster!! Rie, where are you...you have an opponent and yes, where's our Rottweiler Chisa?? *just joking* but when it comes to her love Chisa is more dangerous than KingKong..I mean it :hug: so glad I'm not te one fighting with her and it's her birthday, so she will try even more seriously to keep Pi and when she really wants she'll keep him...ne, Chisa?? :glomp:

ashley wrote:

btw Those aspiring to join the EGG, I'll just do a lil' tally

Pi is taken (or rather Pis are taken, since I can never figure out how Pi is in everyone's little world)
Uchi is taken (by Eroi)
Kame is TAKEN (by me...yesss me...any challengers?? :twisted:)
Maru is taken (by prongs)
Massu is taken (by Emma)
Makoto is taken (by me and rie...yes we're greedy)

Woah! :rofl: You guys are so cute. Can i join the club too? ^_^

Can i take all the JE boys? :naughty: Lol, guess not.. :sweat:

Ok then, since there are lots of Pi's, i'll take one as well. Then, i'll take Tegoshi too. And for non-NewS, i'll take Tackey and Tsubasa. ^__^

P.S. Minna-san, thanks for all the clips and pics! ^__^

sxsoujiro wrote:

Woah! :rofl: You guys are so cute. Can i join the club too? ^_^

Can i take all the JE boys? :naughty: Lol, guess not.. :sweat:

Ok then, since there are lots of Pi's, i'll take one as well. Then, i'll take Tegoshi too. And for non-NewS, i'll take Tackey and Tsubasa. ^__^

P.S. Minna-san, thanks for all the clips and pics! ^__^

Well, to become a member, just post ecchi posts!! Don't hold back...:hehe: seems like we have the 2. one, who wants to risk her neck and head for getting a Pi.....Ash..how much atombombs has Rie left??? And Chisa?? I'll go into a save distance *takes uchikun's and Ash's hand (who graps Kame) and hurries out of the dangerous zone*

sasse wrote:

My blood is flowding out of my nose :rofl: *runs for tissues* well, so much skin!!! :fingerscrossed: and my beloved uchikun....*goes crazy* *hugs Uchikun (who looks very surprised, but very happy)*

Well, be careful Ash, when you let Kame doing to much acrobatics :hehe: he will lose even more weight and by the way, I loved him in the last ep!! Great, cute, awesome performance!! :thunmbsup: Kame has the potential for more!! And what to say about Pi, well, speechless..this mixture of aseriousness and total bakaness in the last ep...made me falling even more in love with him, but don't worry, Rie and Chisa, there's no problem I don't want to have him...keep him :hug:

And, another thing, Massu has extrem muscles, but Uchikun's face is 100000000000000000000times prettier and his smile *faints in uchikun's arms*

didn't we want to keep the peace??? Well, maybe a new fight is making this thread even faster!! Rie, where are you...you have an opponent and yes, where's our Rottweiler Chisa?? *just joking* but when it comes to her love Chisa is more dangerous than KingKong..I mean it so glad I'm not te one fighting with her and it's her birthday, so she will try even more seriously to keep Pi and when she really wants she'll keep him...ne, Chisa??

you know I tried to tell him that he doesn't have to do any of those crazy backflips or somersaults...but the sweet guy wanna please me...hahaha.. poor boy's so used to JE life that he thinks he needs to do acrobatics to earn applause....all he has to be is be himself...and I'll be by his side forever... :smitten: (this is probably the first confession of love I made to Kame...Kame chan u heard that???)

:yell: Introducing our Fighters.....Fighter number one Rottweiler CHISA who has an incredible last leg...have any dirty thoughts of Pi and she'll kick ya into space (don't think of coming back). Fighter number two...Terroist RIE...who has an arsenal of anthrax and grenades...mess with her and she'll :shoot: u into dust......and a newcomer called PRONGS who's daringly challenged both heavyweights for the prize...a Trophy called Yamapi....bets anyone??? accepting them now!!!! :rofl:

*puts down speaker and runs with Kame, Uchi & Eroi to hide*

ha ... ha .... gosh you reply so fast .... on the second thought chisa having a lots arsenal in her hand .... so i keep in peace w/ her .... maybe i try to consolidate w/ her in sharing PI ...... :victory:

well i have to go .... i've been on line for 6 hours .... maru keep calling me ... i think he's already have enough rest .... gomen it's hard to concetrate while doing :whipped: ..........

ja na ..... oyasumi nasai .......

prongsy's so scared she's just ran away with Maru *sniggers* :rofl: