Yamashita Tomohisa

kkl wrote:darn, this thread has moved so fast...guess i need to catch up...

anyway i'll like to take kakkoi ero dancing queen tsubasa if he's not taken yet...altho i want pi, jin, ueda, kusano, kame aswell... :hehe:

Konbannchiwaa minna and to everyone who have come to visit this thread!!!

*dumps a basket of rotten eggs on u* here kkl, this is your welcoming present into EGG...it's like an ritual...if u don't get rotten eggs thrown at u yet, u aren't officially a member of EGG...KAME IS MINE...so Hands off :twisted: *Akita Mode ON* FYI, there is a list of which boys are taken, but Kusano isn't taken, Ueda not taken too...
and CenturyLover, u've just initiated yourself into EGG by posting a sekushii clip of Ryo dancing...hehe...Pi's butt is so cute....*flees to risk getting beaten by Rie and Chisa*



Pi is taken (by Chisa & Rie who is KINKY QUEEN)
Uchi is taken (by Eroi)
Kame is TAKEN (by Ashley who is me whom they insist on calling QUEEN OF CRAP)
Maru is taken (by prongs)
Massu is taken (by Emma who is EMMASSU OR ECCHI QUEEN)
Tegoshi is taken (by sarahila otherwise known as sara)
Tackey & Tsubasa ARE taken (by sxsoujiro otherwise known as SXS)
Ryo is taken (by CenturyLover)
Ohno and MatsuJun ARE taken (by gemplee or gem, a newbie who dared to challenge Rie and I, and therefore beware of her, gals....she's probably planning to sneak off with one of your boys....)
Junno is taken (by littlemissfab)
Makoto is taken (by me and Rie..yes we do share Makoto..but only Makoto)
Jin and Moco are taken too (by diana aka ECCHI DI)



oh yah pls don't try to be like gem and try to take the whole of Arashi, that will be :sweat: very hard on the others, imagine no more JE guys *the horror*

erm...if I missed out anyone, pls tell me...this secretary is very PI-BRAIN....especially after the scuba diving I did with Kame last night

xjapayukix wrote:^ :shamefulcry: Okay then, lol. I guees I'll be leaving this thread for a while, my brain can't take this... I'm too young! *runs off to a corner and starts crying*

:thumbsup: Goodluck everyone with the EGG thing, lol.

hahaha..u dont hv 2 worry bout ur age b'coz there is kinda a lot of people who r young here :naughty: even though emma is the Ecchi Queen but she is younger than me n ecchi than me :beatyou:

u mean EMMA?? no she's actually 30 years old..King Kong Massu told me yesterday night....so she's the Ecchi Queen...kowtow to the Ecchi Queen :bow:

ashley wrote:u mean EMMA?? no she's actually 30 years old..King Kong Massu told me yesterday night....so she's the Ecchi Queen...kowtow to the Ecchi Queen :bow:

hahaha..you call her obo-chan again..then she'll use her massu king kong at u too throw rotten egg :rofl:
rie..the pic of Pi's butt is so cute :hehe: *hiding behind teshi rite now* if rie send her anthrax i'll use my ak-47

sarahila wrote:

hahaha..you call her obo-chan again..then she'll use her massu king kong at u too throw rotten egg :rofl:
rie..the pic of Pi's butt is so cute :hehe: *hiding behind teshi rite now* if rie send her anthrax i'll use my ak-47

what?? :google: u have a ak-47?? how come everyone in EGG is armed with rifles and bazookas? :sweat: how are we going to keep the peace, rie?? I swear EGG is getting more and more like a terroist group..and it's all your fault *with the WMDs and anthrax crappola* ok, I need to be beware of u too...sara...come within 3 metres on me, I'll use my UZI on u...then we can shoot each other to death aka Counter Strike *Akita Mode ON*

ashley wrote:

what?? :google: u have a ak-47?? how come everyone in EGG is armed with rifles and bazookas? :sweat: how are we going to keep the peace, rie?? I swear EGG is getting more and more like a terroist group..and it's all your fault *with the WMDs and anthrax crappola* ok, I need to be beware of u too...sara...come within 3 metres on me, I'll use my UZI on u...then we can shoot each other to death aka Counter Strike *Akita Mode ON*

hahah..rie made us to have dat kinda stuff..don't worry ash u dont have to worry just dont disturb my Teshi coz u know i :usuck: u!! and i wont disturb u'r lovely Kame :hehe: and i dun wanna shoot each other to death coz i wont be able to see my Teshi :puppydog: hahahaha

:deal: sara, u're such a nice girl unlike some of the gals around here...here I :usuck: u too!!!

anyway I thought it'll be nice to do a little intro of yourself to help EGGs to know each other better yah...so here u go...hope others can do the same (so I know exactly what weapons I'm facing....need to upgrade mine :hehe: )

Name : Ashley
Nick : Ash or Queen of Crap whom Bakarie insisted on calling me
Frolicking with : Kame chan
Other JE guys she loves : Jin, Pi & Ryo in exact chronological order
Weaponry : Baskets of rotten eggs, UZI and vials of anthrax Rie sent me
Favourite Phrases : I swear, EGG banzai, suck on that, :usuck: ya!!!, U can bully me but u cannot bully my boy!!, *Akita Mode ON*
Gets angry when : when people try to steal my boy or say he's too skinny...

ashley wrote::deal: sara, u're such a nice girl unlike some of the gals around here...here I :usuck: u too!!!

anyway I thought it'll be nice to do a little intro of yourself to help EGGs to know each other better yah...so here u go...hope others can do the same (so I know exactly what weapons I'm facing....need to upgrade mine :hehe: )

Name : Ashley
Nick : Ash or Queen of Crap whom Bakarie insisted on calling me
Frolicking with : Kame chan
Other JE guys she loves : Jin, Pi & Ryo in exact chronological order
Weaponry : Baskets of rotten eggs, UZI and vials of anthrax Rie sent me
Favourite Phrases : I swear, EGG banzai, suck on that, :usuck: ya!!!, U can bully me but u cannot bully my boy!!, *Akita Mode ON*
Gets angry when : when people try to steal my boy or say he's too skinny...

haha that's why i'm the Ecchi Princess :hehe:

my turn to do intro
Name : Sarahila
Nick : Sara or the Ecchi Princess :nyah:
Frolicking with : Teshi chan
Other JE guys i love : Pi & Massu (dont be mad i knoe both of them had been taken rite??)
Weaponry : Ak-47,Basket of rotten eggs and a bit of anthrax left when Rie sent it to me
Favourite pHrase : :usuck: i don't hv others since i'm a nice girl :mrgreen:
Gets angry when : when people wanna steal my Teshi but i think no one is fighting over it coz i'm the princess :naughty:

sara...u're so %$#%@ saying yourself is nice....
I'll try fighting with u over Teshi and see just how "nice" u are...but not today...today I'm in a delirious mood after seeing Ryo's sekuushhi dance... :hot: :hot:

sorry to be OT here, but anyone has Kanjani 8's Heavenly Psycho mp3... can upload for me? can't find the song anywhere....

ashley wrote:sara...u're so %$#%@ saying yourself is nice....
I'll try fighting with u over Teshi and see just how "nice" u are...but not today...today I'm in a delirious mood after seeing Ryo's sekuushhi dance... :hot: :hot:

sorry to be OT here, but anyone has Kanjani 8's Heavenly Psycho mp3... can upload for me? can't find the song anywhere....

hahaha u'll knoe how nice i can be if u wanna fight over Teshi :twisted: arghh..can't believe it i can't really join u guys tomorrow but maybe at nite coz i hv to go to clean up my new house..and i dont really have time to join u guys after new year coz skool is starting n i'll face a very big exam :banghead: hate dat so much!!!

very amused at this thread.. *must refrain from unleashing inner Echiness for the meantime* have a paper to do...

KKL.. don't worry.. it's part of the initiation.. i wasn't even planning to join when emma started shooting me with rotten eggs for trying to kidnap massu... :( *smells self*

ashley wrote:

hey this is her first time with Jun...let her do it as hard as she likes...from the looks of her, she's gonna damage her bed too.... :hehe:

Hey Ash, u were right, we did damage the bed so now my Junjun says that we shld do it Jap style, futon is the answer, poor thing, he didn't like landing so abruptly on the floor when the bed gave way, so just got back from futon shopping. Special custom made futon, extra thick for lots of cushioning...the ride does get bumpy! whoa! :smitten:

By the way, gomen abt trying to stake claim on the whole Arashi group ne. U r right shld leave some for others. :bonk:

Another thing, my junjun was so against me buying arsenals, even tho' he did give me the $$$. He's such a peace-loving guy but don't underestimate him, he'll turn into a monster if anyone tries to bully me or tries to steal him away. :metaldevil:

gemplee wrote:

Hey Ash, u were right, we did damage the bed so now my Junjun says that we shld do it Jap style, futon is the answer, poor thing, he didn't like landing so abruptly on the floor when the bed gave way, so just got back from futon shopping. Special custom made futon, extra thick for lots of cushioning...the ride does get bumpy! whoa! :smitten:

By the way, gomen abt trying to stake claim on the whole Arashi group ne. U r right shld leave some for others. :bonk:

Another thing, my junjun was so against me buying arsenals, even tho' he did give me the $$$. He's such a peace-loving guy but don't underestimate him, he'll turn into a monster if anyone tries to bully me or tries to steal him away. :metaldevil:

hahaha..only emma dare to bully u coz she have king kong massu..haha

NOOOOO!!!! Emma don't bully me. **runs to hide behind junjun**

Ash you QUEEN OF CRAP!!! Im not a obachan.... Massu knows it... dont try to lie!!! King Kong is crazy today ya know :twisted:

Name : Emma
Nick : EMMASSU, Ecchi-Queen Or.... Obachan (kick ash's butt :beatyou: )
Frolicking with : KING KONG MASSU!!
Other JE guys she loves : Pi, Koki, Ryo, Uchi, Akame
Weaponry : Baskets of rotten eggs, samrai sword (havnt shown it yet)
And a ROAAAR King Kong Massu with His "O" :mrgreen:
Favourite Phrases : SUCK ON THAT!!! :usuck: ya girls ;)
Gets angry when : Someone tries to steal Kinkong... OR CALL ME OBACHAN :mad:

Ohayou Minna!!!
school soon... wont be here for long

Gem, as long as you dont touch or speak to my Massu... I can stay away from bullying you :twisted:

Emmassu, don't worry, my jun's keeping me pretty tied-up now. Seems his drive and mine's on the same level i.e. demanding. :inlove:

*pelts Emma with a rotten egg just for the heck of it*

hahahaha.. I <3 you emma! that's just for blasting me with rotten eggs earlier..

... i am not going to kidnap Massu... can i just pinch his cheeks though? and uh... can i borrow him for a photo op? just one pic is ok.. :) it's wholesome don't' worry.. :sweat:

Yipee! :yippee: More girls fighting over JE boys meaning the EGG member list growing longer! :thumbsup: *dances around naked w/ PI* donft look or Ifll blind you withcflashlight! *such a lame threat bakarie :beatyou: *

*receptionist mode: ON*
Ifd like to say a formal welcome to the following:
Century-Lover of Ryo
Gem-Owner of Ohno and *pouts gYada! Donft want to write his name!...sees gem waving her bazooka threateningly* JUUUN! Yes JUNc :shamefulcry:
Littlemissfab &#8211; Dibber of Junno
Welcome our fellow honorary EGG members! We hope youfll enjoy the EGG world where you can frolick w/ each of ur JE boys or test your terrorizing skills w/ other members who dare steal them! Please do share ur :naughty: thoughts and :naughty: pics and :naughty: clips because we promote sharing and camaraderie in this club! Again enjoy ur stay and we hope ufl come back for more! :glomp:

And to all who visit Pifs thread but donft want to join EGG, you are still very much welcome! Very very welcome! Wefll always provide you pics, clips and info on PI coz thsi is his thread afterall and we NEVER forget that! WE ALL LOVE HIM RIGHT?! So keep coming back, post and make Pi happy! :victory:

xjapayukix, pls. do come back coz Pi is still here waiting for all of you and donft be scared of EGG theyfre really friendly! :patpat: Just ask them for anything of Pi and theyfll give it to you right away! Right guys?! *nudges fellow eggs :beatyou: *

Waah! :shocked: Crap queen and Ecchi princess! Your blaiming kind-hearted me for ur use of my WMD goods?! :angry: I didnft force them on u! maybe I should take it all back and leave u defenceless from all the other kame and tegonyan fangirls! Hah, suck on that! *no! not on kame and tego :sweat: * c btw, ash, herefs Ifll try to upload heavenly psycho for u l8r, my internet connection sucks :shamefulcry:

Name : rie_kumiko
Nick : Rie or Kinky Queen (fellow ruler of Pi the Kinky King over the Kinky Kingdom)
Frolicking with : PI! *with makoto as a siding :naughty: *
Other JE guys she loves : Jun, Tegonyan, Jin & RyoUchi *Ifll probably get killed for thiscruns away to the arms of Pi for safety :hehe: *
Weaponry : Deathstar, Atomic Bombs, vials of Anthrax, Xmas Cards filled w/ anthrax, Screaming Jinzilla borrowed from M.I.A ecchi Di and my newly devised weaponc rotten eggs injected w/ anthrax! :mwahaha:
Favourite Phrases : oooH, Pi Hotsuuu!, EGG rocks!, want a xmas card?!, stop looking at Pifs butt!, nyanya-na-nyanya, u!, and lastly, Pifs poking me again :naughty:
Gets angry when: whenever claim on Pi is concerned! (w/c is probably all the time because this is Pifs thread :sweat: )

Oh, and Pi would like to say Hi! :naughty:
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Haha, sorry gals! Pi wonft be coming out of the box coz Ifm inside it too! :mwahaha: ... Ouch! Pi poked me in the eye! *with what I wonft tell again! :naughty: Just look closely at the pic and see both his hands are on the box :mwahaha: *

haha rie..wut happen to your bed until u make yamapi stay in the box naked.. :hehe: haha dont worry other tegonyan fangirls coz they wont dare to be near Teshi coz if not i'll shoot them wif my Ak-47 :twisted: and without ur WMD i still live happily wif my Teshi :usuck:

*starts stocking up on...
1. rice paste (for yucky paste balls to be thrown at other EGG members' hairs):hehe:
2. spatulas (just for the heck of it)
3. twigs (who knows when it may come handy)
4. sacks of sand (for my personal bunker)
5. trash bags/sacks (for impromptu JE boys kidnappings)
6. face paint (so that Junno and I can color our faces silly for disguises)
7. eight count egyptian cotton sheets (hey.. there's nothing wrong with sleeping in comfy sheets ;))
8. water guns + hot sauce = hot sauce guns :mwahaha:
9. old muffins (the ones that are hard as bricks)
10. a stereo that will play Hit Me Baby One More Time forever (i will put this on blast outside other EGG members' houses and flush them out of their houses.. psychological warfare:twisted:) and well.. that's it for now..

PROFILE:
Name : littlemissfab

Nick : Lt. Sgt. Juniper (Junno + sniper = Juniper)

Frolicking with : Junnosuke Taguchi.. *beams*. ( i want to claim Kimutaku and Nagase TOmoya too... :grumble:)

Other JE guys she loves : Jin, Ryo, Uchi, Massu (hehe @Emma), Pichan, Arashi boys, Nino, Jun, Ohno and Aiba.. (sorry Sho), Takki, Nagase Tomoya and El Ultimato JE boy, Kimutaku :mrgreen:

Weaponry : Specialty is making weapons out of everyday things.. Rice paste balls is the best. Oh.. eye poking and random whacking also a specialty..

Favourite Phrases : KYAAAAAAAAAA!!! " i dare you to take that rice paste ball out of your hair!! "

Gets angry when: people assert ownership/stewardship over Junno.. people pelting me with rotten eggs for no reason at all and unwarranted flaming.. (hehehehehehe)


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Going On topic... You know what?? Pichan looks better with darker hair.. His hair I hated the most in Lunch No Ojou.. so dry.. Anyway.. does he have any dramas scheduled for next year?