Interesting/Weird Stories in the News

Started by blender1184 · 8 Jul 2005 · 1,969 replies

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16 Nov 2007, 02:29 #1061
tabana wrote:
:rofl:
Yes, but they can console themselves by eating cake. :hehe:


Or fried chicken.


I don't really see what's wrong with it. The lights and all are pretty. Snowflakes, trees, candy cane... that's not even religious. The only people who might be offended by it, would be communists. :hehe:


Seriously, I agree with you. Ppl need to relax.
16 Nov 2007, 02:45 #1062
bmwracer wrote:
Costco had the Christmas stuff out before Halloween... :sweat:

I saw trees and decorations in department stores after Canada day. (That's July 1st). :bleh:
16 Nov 2007, 02:52 #1063
tabana wrote:
I saw trees and decorations in department stores after Canada day. (That's July 1st). :bleh:


What does Santa wear then? A two piece mizugi to stay cool, until the weather changes?
16 Nov 2007, 03:04 #1064
:rofl:
He's on vacation, so he sends his helpers.

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16 Nov 2007, 03:13 #1065
tabana wrote::rofl:
He's on vacation, so he sends his helpers.

:rofl:



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Irrashaimase..."Welcome to my room"
16 Nov 2007, 03:23 #1066
tabana wrote:I saw trees and decorations in department stores after Canada day. (That's July 1st). :bleh:

That's to beat the Christmas rush... :sweat:
16 Nov 2007, 03:30 #1067
Could be. :hehe:
Tu_triky wrote:Irrashaimase..."Welcome to my room"

Just remember, it's different with them vs Santa. Their the one siting on your lap and tell you how naughty they were all year. Then you decided if you want to give them something or not. :P
16 Nov 2007, 03:41 #1068
tabana wrote:Could be. :hehe:

Just remember, it's different with them vs Santa. Their the one siting on your lap and tell you how naughty they were all year. Then you decided if you want to give them something or not. :P


"Their the one sitting on your lap" = lapdance.
16 Nov 2007, 03:56 #1069
If Sawajiri Erika want to make some big bucks she can hock her ticket(s)... :hehe:

Two Zeppelin tickets make $170,000 in charity sale

Thu Nov 15, 11:23 AM ET

A man from Glasgow paid 83,000 pounds ($170,000) for a pair of tickets to a one-off Led Zeppelin reunion gig in London on December 10, according to the BBC which organized the charity auction.

Kenneth Donell was the winner of Thursday's sale held by radio host Terry Wogan for the Children in Need charity. Over the last four days, the auction has raised 894,000 pounds, the BBC added.

Several million fans tried to buy tickets to the Led Zeppelin reunion gig at London's O2 arena, which had to be postponed after guitarist Jimmy Page broke a finger.

The tickets went on sale at 125 pounds each, although they are trading at several times that on the online auction site www.ebay.co.uk.

In addition to watching the concert, Donell will also be allowed to watch Led Zeppelin rehearse the day before and take home a signed memento from the 1970s rockers.

On Wednesday, Martin Ainscough from Wigan paid 250,000 pounds to have Aled Jones and Katie Melua perform a private gig in Manchester.

The Children in Need charity initiative culminates with a fundraising television show on Friday.
16 Nov 2007, 05:11 #1070
Man marries dog

November 14, 2007 - 7:54AM

A man in southern India has married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony in a bid to atone for stoning two dogs to death, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.

The 33-year-old man married the sari-draped dog at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu on Sunday after an astrologer said it was the only way to cure himself of a disability, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported.

P. Selvakumar told the paper that he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and strung them up in a tree 15 years ago.

"After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear," the paper quoted him as saying.

Family members chose a stray female dog named Selvi, who was then bathed and clothed for the ceremony.

The groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun, the paper said.

AP


This story was found at: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/11/14/1194766712710.html
16 Nov 2007, 05:25 #1071
:lol:

Man: "I can't do overtime. My wife's always barking when I come home late. The bitch even p1ssed on the carpet the other day. " :beaten:
16 Nov 2007, 05:30 #1072
tabana wrote::lol:

Man: "I can't do overtime. My wife's always barking when I come home late. The bitch even p1ssed on the carpet the other day. " :beaten:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"She even goes around sniffing asses when we go out for walks. She got no respect."
16 Nov 2007, 05:35 #1073
"Dogs respond to the smell of farts, rotting fish, and carrion the same way we respond to the smell of bacon frying or cookies baking. A dog will often sniff the butt of the farter in order to inhale as much of the odor as possible.
I have heard only one story about a dog being disconcerted by a fart. According to a friend, her brother once delivered a fart so evil that it made the dog sneeze, shake his head, and paw at his nose. That was either an unusual fart or an unusual dog."
16 Nov 2007, 05:38 #1074
:lol:

Hilarious. I'm not sure I'd marry someone who keeps sniffing people's butts or like farts. :hehe:
16 Nov 2007, 05:41 #1075
tabana wrote::lol:

Hilarious. I'm not sure I'd marry someone who keeps sniffing people's butts or like farts. :hehe:


dude, i'm cryin' over here.... :rofl:
16 Nov 2007, 05:48 #1076
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: Screw the writers strike, you guys are funnier and more original than they could ever be.
16 Nov 2007, 05:49 #1077
gaijinmark wrote::lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: Screw the writers strike, you guys are funnier and more original than they could ever be.


Dude this board is comedy club, I swear.
16 Nov 2007, 06:39 #1078
:say_yes:
Half the time off-topic, but there's nothing wrong with a good laugh. Great way to relieve stress. :mrgreen:

We're lucky there tons of idiots around the world, like the dog lover here or Sawajiri Erika, who gives us material. :hehe:
16 Nov 2007, 06:46 #1079
Or the girl who sniffs cats' butts. Hilarious!

Those writers are only writing for TV cos they couldn't make it on jdorama.com :)
16 Nov 2007, 07:34 #1080
This reminds me of that story where the guy married a goat...

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