Tu_triky wrote:Man marries dog
What people won't do to get a tax break.
What people won't do to get a tax break.
Interesting/Weird Stories in the News
Started by blender1184 · 8 Jul 2005 · 1,969 replies
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What people won't do to get a tax break.
Tu_triky wrote:Man marries dog
:shakehead: I guess, men have lots of choices, now.. :banghead:
I wonder what the Republicans have to say about that: Instead of same-sex marriages, same mammal marriage. :beaten:
bmwracer wrote:I wonder what the Republicans have to say about that: Instead of same-sex marriages, same mammal marriage. :beaten:
"same mammal" :hehe: :hehe:
Tu_triky wrote:"same mammal" :hehe: :hehe:
Preacher: "John, do you take this bitch to be your canine wife...?" :beaten:
bmwracer wrote:
Preacher: "John, do you take this bitch to be your canine wife...?" :beaten:
John: Sniffs dog's butt...."I do."
Tu_triky wrote:John: Sniffs dog's butt...."I do."
LOL. :lol: :lol: :hehe:
bmwracer wrote::beaten:
LOL. :lol: :lol: :hehe:
In the December issue of OL fashion monthly CanCam, the editors provide a useful guide calleduƒ‚ƒeŽq‚ÌKŠµ vs. ƒuƒXŽq‚ÌKŠµvto delineate the lifestyle differences between girls who attract boys — the so-called gmotekoh — and those who do not — gbusuko.h The article has sparked a bit of backlash on the internet with CanCam readers who were shocked to find out that they werenft in the proper athletic club in high school nor drink the right alcohol on a date. (Hint: never start the night with a beer.) Apparently based on gsurvey results,h some of the findings are pretty on-message and obvious — ghot girls look like Ebi-chan!h — but some of the critiques may speak painful truths to readers — gbejeweling your iPod is probably not appealing to boys.h
Here is a translation of the guide to that thin blue border between being an attractive moteko and a completely worthless busuko.
SONGS YOU SING AT KARAOKE
Moteko
• Otsuka Ai gSakuranboh
• aiko gKabutomushih
• Ayaka gI believeh
• Dreams Come True gLove Love Loveh
• mihimaruGT gKoi suru kimochih
• Do As Infinity gEverch
• HY gNaoh
• Otsuka Ai gPlanetariumh
• Kōda Kumi gTaisetsu na Kimi eh
• Matsutoya Yumi gYasashisa ni tsutsumareta narah
Busuko
• Akikawa Masafumi gSen no kaze ni natteh
• The Toraburyuu gRoadh
• Ishikawa Sayuri gAmagigoeh
• DJ Ozma gAge Age Every Kishih
• Kahala Tomomi gIfm Proudh
• MISIA geverythingh
• Morning Musume gLove Machineh
• Shiina Ringo gKabukicho no joōh
• Cocco gTsuyoku hakanai monotachih
• Britney Spears gBaby One More Timeh
AFTER-SCHOOL CLUB DURING HIGH SCHOOL
Moteko
• Tennis
• Badminton
• Volleyball
• Swimming
• Basketball
• Orchestra
Busuko
• Judo
• Going Home
• Table tennis
• Track and field
• Hiking (ƒƒ“ƒ_[ƒtƒH[ƒQƒ‹•”)
• Softball
PASSING TIME ON THE TRAIN
Moteko
• Reading a book youfre into
• Dozing
• Talking to friends
• Looking at the advertisements
• Looking out the window
• Writing mails on phone
• Listening to music on iPod
• Reading documents for work
• Staring off into space
• Holding the strap and doing small diet exercises
Busuko
• Putting on lipstick or makeup
• Staring at people
• Playing mahjong on phone
• Making out with boyfriend
• Eating sweets
• Cleaning out your bag
• Reading a manga magazine
• Passed out asleep!!
• Looking at your own face in the window reflection
• Sitting with your legs crossed
CELEBRITIES YOU ARE SAID TO LOOK LIKE
Moteko
• Ebi-chan: Ebihara Yuri
• Itō Misaki
• Kanno Miho
• Shibasaki Kō
• Sawajiri Erika
• Henmi Emiri
• Leah Dizon
• Takashima Aya (announcer)
• Takeuchi Yūko
• Andō Miki
• Chihuahua
Busuko
• Ebi-chan: Ebisu Yoshikazu
• Matsui Naomi
• Tamura (Tani) Ryōko
• Members of Morning Musume who quit early on
• Gachapin
• Pug (dog)
• Oda Mudō
• Devi Fujin
• Takanohana Oyakata
THINGS YOU COLLECT
Moteko
• Spices for cooking
• Antique accessories
• Analog records
• Sunglasses
• Swarovski crystal
• DVDs
Busuko
• Baseball cards
• Rocks
• Dragonballs
• Antique dolls
• Video games
• Cosuplay (costume play) outfits
THINGS YOUfRE OBSESSED WITH
Moteko
• Studying to be a gcolor coordinatorh
• Surfing
• Making pizza from scratch
• Doing yoga for at least 10 minutes a day
• f60s European films
• Doing nail art yourself
Busuko
• Henro Pilgrimage to Shikoku shrines
• Tarot cards
• Blogging your own poems
• Obscure rules in martial arts
• Gambling, pachinko or horse racing
• Still being into gYon-samah
YOUR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE OF CHOICE
Moteko
• Sweet cocktails
• Wine
• Champagne
• Imported go-shareh beer
• Sours
Busuko
• Makkoli
• Whiskey, bourbon
• Ordering a beer for a starter
• Awamori
• Anything related to the idea of gregional sakeh (’nŽð)
YOUR PET
Moteko
• Small dogs like chihuahuas
• Foreign cats like the Bengal
• Hamster
• Tropical fish
• Strange pets like mini pigs
Busuko
• Lizards
• Goldfish bought at a shrine festival
• Strong dogs like a Doberman
• Chickens
• Crayfish
Here is a translation of the guide to that thin blue border between being an attractive moteko and a completely worthless busuko.
SONGS YOU SING AT KARAOKE
Moteko
• Otsuka Ai gSakuranboh
• aiko gKabutomushih
• Ayaka gI believeh
• Dreams Come True gLove Love Loveh
• mihimaruGT gKoi suru kimochih
• Do As Infinity gEverch
• HY gNaoh
• Otsuka Ai gPlanetariumh
• Kōda Kumi gTaisetsu na Kimi eh
• Matsutoya Yumi gYasashisa ni tsutsumareta narah
Busuko
• Akikawa Masafumi gSen no kaze ni natteh
• The Toraburyuu gRoadh
• Ishikawa Sayuri gAmagigoeh
• DJ Ozma gAge Age Every Kishih
• Kahala Tomomi gIfm Proudh
• MISIA geverythingh
• Morning Musume gLove Machineh
• Shiina Ringo gKabukicho no joōh
• Cocco gTsuyoku hakanai monotachih
• Britney Spears gBaby One More Timeh
AFTER-SCHOOL CLUB DURING HIGH SCHOOL
Moteko
• Tennis
• Badminton
• Volleyball
• Swimming
• Basketball
• Orchestra
Busuko
• Judo
• Going Home
• Table tennis
• Track and field
• Hiking (ƒƒ“ƒ_[ƒtƒH[ƒQƒ‹•”)
• Softball
PASSING TIME ON THE TRAIN
Moteko
• Reading a book youfre into
• Dozing
• Talking to friends
• Looking at the advertisements
• Looking out the window
• Writing mails on phone
• Listening to music on iPod
• Reading documents for work
• Staring off into space
• Holding the strap and doing small diet exercises
Busuko
• Putting on lipstick or makeup
• Staring at people
• Playing mahjong on phone
• Making out with boyfriend
• Eating sweets
• Cleaning out your bag
• Reading a manga magazine
• Passed out asleep!!
• Looking at your own face in the window reflection
• Sitting with your legs crossed
CELEBRITIES YOU ARE SAID TO LOOK LIKE
Moteko
• Ebi-chan: Ebihara Yuri
• Itō Misaki
• Kanno Miho
• Shibasaki Kō
• Sawajiri Erika
• Henmi Emiri
• Leah Dizon
• Takashima Aya (announcer)
• Takeuchi Yūko
• Andō Miki
• Chihuahua
Busuko
• Ebi-chan: Ebisu Yoshikazu
• Matsui Naomi
• Tamura (Tani) Ryōko
• Members of Morning Musume who quit early on
• Gachapin
• Pug (dog)
• Oda Mudō
• Devi Fujin
• Takanohana Oyakata
THINGS YOU COLLECT
Moteko
• Spices for cooking
• Antique accessories
• Analog records
• Sunglasses
• Swarovski crystal
• DVDs
Busuko
• Baseball cards
• Rocks
• Dragonballs
• Antique dolls
• Video games
• Cosuplay (costume play) outfits
THINGS YOUfRE OBSESSED WITH
Moteko
• Studying to be a gcolor coordinatorh
• Surfing
• Making pizza from scratch
• Doing yoga for at least 10 minutes a day
• f60s European films
• Doing nail art yourself
Busuko
• Henro Pilgrimage to Shikoku shrines
• Tarot cards
• Blogging your own poems
• Obscure rules in martial arts
• Gambling, pachinko or horse racing
• Still being into gYon-samah
YOUR ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE OF CHOICE
Moteko
• Sweet cocktails
• Wine
• Champagne
• Imported go-shareh beer
• Sours
Busuko
• Makkoli
• Whiskey, bourbon
• Ordering a beer for a starter
• Awamori
• Anything related to the idea of gregional sakeh (’nŽð)
YOUR PET
Moteko
• Small dogs like chihuahuas
• Foreign cats like the Bengal
• Hamster
• Tropical fish
• Strange pets like mini pigs
Busuko
• Lizards
• Goldfish bought at a shrine festival
• Strong dogs like a Doberman
• Chickens
• Crayfish
Weird :crazy:
Anime Dad wrote:Weird :crazy:
from a women's fashion magazine...whaddya expect.
perfect time to swoop in and take the cute ones that are in the later category, they'll be so grateful im sure they'll rub up against you in the subway and steal your wallet.
krim wrote:perfect time to swoop in and take the cute ones that are in the later category, they'll be so grateful im sure they'll rub up against you in the subway and steal your wallet.
i like how the article describes the fugly chicks as completely worthless busuko
Tu_triky wrote:
i like how the article describes the fugly chicks as completely worthless busuko
Sou desu. I bet if the girls looked like Ebi-chan, the boys wouldn't care if they had a chicken or a crayfish as a pet though :P
Anime Dad wrote:
Sou desu. I bet if the girls looked like Ebi-chan, the boys wouldn't care if they had a chicken or a crayfish as a pet though :P
She could have a crayfish stuck to her ass and it wouldn't matter.
I don't know. There are a few items in the busuko that are turn off for me.
The big ass dog, Making out with boyfriend (means not single) and Sitting with your legs crossed (spread apart is much better when wearing a skirt :nut: ). I don't know who the hell collects rocks. I think I stopped that when I entered kindergarten. :hehe:
Video games, I don't mind that, unless it means I can't play. :beaten:
The big ass dog, Making out with boyfriend (means not single) and Sitting with your legs crossed (spread apart is much better when wearing a skirt :nut: ). I don't know who the hell collects rocks. I think I stopped that when I entered kindergarten. :hehe:
Video games, I don't mind that, unless it means I can't play. :beaten:
tabana wrote:I don't know. There are a few items in the busuko that are turn off for me.
The big ass dog, Making out with boyfriend (means not single) and Sitting with your legs crossed (spread apart is much better when wearing a skirt :nut: ). I don't know who the hell collects rocks. I think I stopped that when I entered kindergarten. :hehe:
Video games, I don't mind that, unless it means I can't play. :beaten:
That list has some joshiki to it. joshiki = common sense
from a Q+A forum
My dog thinks my leg is sexy. this happened to anyone else?
i broke my leg 8wks ago. the cast is off but i can't put any weight on it yet. i have had my rat terrier for 5yrs now and he has never tried to hump my leg before. he has allways walked behind us when we are moving from room to room. i walk with my left leg and my right leg is bent at the knee. all of a sudden a few days ago i was reaching for something and arty (my dog) licked my leg several times than just starting humping away. of course i moved my leg away and said no no no. ever since than he follows me kissing ( licking) my leg and gently pawing the back of my leg and than there he goes, right back on my leg. has this happened to anyone before. arty has never done this in the whole 5yrs i have had him. all i can say is arty thinks my broke leg is sexy
My dog thinks my leg is sexy. this happened to anyone else?
i broke my leg 8wks ago. the cast is off but i can't put any weight on it yet. i have had my rat terrier for 5yrs now and he has never tried to hump my leg before. he has allways walked behind us when we are moving from room to room. i walk with my left leg and my right leg is bent at the knee. all of a sudden a few days ago i was reaching for something and arty (my dog) licked my leg several times than just starting humping away. of course i moved my leg away and said no no no. ever since than he follows me kissing ( licking) my leg and gently pawing the back of my leg and than there he goes, right back on my leg. has this happened to anyone before. arty has never done this in the whole 5yrs i have had him. all i can say is arty thinks my broke leg is sexy
Tu_triky wrote:In the December issue of OL fashion monthly CanCam, the editors provide a useful guide calleduƒ‚ƒeŽq‚ÌKŠµ vs. ƒuƒXŽq‚ÌKŠµvto delineate the lifestyle differences between girls who attract boys \ the so-called gmotekoh \ and those who do not \ gbusuko.h
I fall under both categories for different things. No wonder guys think I'm messed up.
An astrophysicist??? Sugoi...!! :thumbsup:
Brian May named university chancellor
Mon Nov 19, 2:05 PM ET
Brian May, rock star and astrophysicist, has been appointed chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University.
May will be installed as the university's figurehead leader early next year, it was announced Monday. The 60-year-old Queen guitarist said the appointment was "a great honor and a great new challenge."
He is an honorary fellow of Liverpool John Moores University, which has a well-known astrophysics research institute.
"Brian May is an intensely talented individual who achieved global success with Queen," said the university's vice chancellor, Michael Brown, in a statement. "In this age of celebrity culture, it is rare to find someone who has fame, fortune and universal acclaim and yet who remains true to his core values of learning and enlightenment."
May succeeds Cherie Booth, wife of former Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Liverpool John Moores University was formed in 1992 from the former Liverpool Polytechnic.
May completed his doctorate in astrophysics earlier this year. He was awarded his qualification by Imperial College London.
He was an astrophysics student at Imperial College when he joined Freddie Mercury and Roger Taylor to form Queen in 1970, but dropped his doctorate as the glam rock band became more successful.
May is the co-author of "Bang! The Complete History of the Universe," which was published last year.
Brian May named university chancellor
Mon Nov 19, 2:05 PM ET
Brian May, rock star and astrophysicist, has been appointed chancellor of Liverpool John Moores University.
May will be installed as the university's figurehead leader early next year, it was announced Monday. The 60-year-old Queen guitarist said the appointment was "a great honor and a great new challenge."
He is an honorary fellow of Liverpool John Moores University, which has a well-known astrophysics research institute.
"Brian May is an intensely talented individual who achieved global success with Queen," said the university's vice chancellor, Michael Brown, in a statement. "In this age of celebrity culture, it is rare to find someone who has fame, fortune and universal acclaim and yet who remains true to his core values of learning and enlightenment."
May succeeds Cherie Booth, wife of former Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Liverpool John Moores University was formed in 1992 from the former Liverpool Polytechnic.
May completed his doctorate in astrophysics earlier this year. He was awarded his qualification by Imperial College London.
He was an astrophysics student at Imperial College when he joined Freddie Mercury and Roger Taylor to form Queen in 1970, but dropped his doctorate as the glam rock band became more successful.
May is the co-author of "Bang! The Complete History of the Universe," which was published last year.
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