Jokes/Humor Thread

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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid91/p9520a222ddd94f205302e8b2edd83586/fa63b2f8.jpg
it was given to me by an azn so don't yell at me!!

Michi wrote:[image]

i dun get it

well
its just a stupid pic
not even funny eh?
:sweat:

lovelessemotion wrote:i dun get it

Me neither!

Michi wrote:well
its just a stupid pic
not even funny eh?
:sweat:

OH I GET IT! it just animated right now!! LOL funny *slap*

lol ok :mrgreen:

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Meeting the family

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner,
she would like to go out and make Love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy:
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack.

"I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the Pharmacist.
"I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice."

The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy,
it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down.
10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Funny!
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Michi wrote:[image]

well this is funny... :lol:

lol thats funny..

anyway.. check this out...

go to www.google.com
then search for miserable failure
then click on I'm feeling lucky

;)

Michi wrote:go to www.google.com
then search for miserable failure
then click on I'm feeling lucky

;)

:sweat: I get it....

I don't know if this is posted before, but here's another:

go www.google.com
search for "weapons of mass destruction"
click on I'm feeling lucky

:sweat:

hahahha :hehe:

Michi wrote:[image]

hmmm... was looking at the words written below the slapping thing...
was written 'zheng zai 874'

i think it means giving out warnings now

'874' = fa qi shi??

I think the 874 is supposed to be read in hokkien... so loosely translated should be I'm very upset/angry now... :sweat: Originally I thought it's supposed to be read as 'fa qi shi' also...

Hoshi wrote:I think the 874 is supposed to be read in hokkien... so loosely translated should be I'm very upset/angry now... :sweat: Originally I thought it's supposed to be read as 'fa qi shi' also...

hmmm... as in 'pek chek si'???

kook05 wrote:

hmmm... as in 'pek chek si'???

um, yes. :sweat:

How do you double the value of a Yugo?
Fill it with gas.

How do you make a Yugo accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
Push it off the cliff.

Customer: "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Yugo."
Parts Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

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