Love/Relationship/Potential Relationship Advice

Anime Dad wrote:3? Dude, you're ASKING for stress :sweat:

Tell me about it :beaten:

cori wrote:aho sounds like a stud. I wonder if I know any of the girls. :hehe

bmwracer wrote:If you know people on Oahu, maybe... :beaten:

cori wrote:I know a handful of people, so there might be a chance I do know one of those girls!! :hehe:

bmwracer wrote:Depending on your viewpoint, Aho or those girls could be in trouble... :beaten:

cori wrote:Haha if it does turn out I know one of his girls, I'll post it here. After all, this forum could use some drama, doncha think?
:twisted: :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:Thing is, do you know his and/or their real names?

cori wrote:Haha. No, which means that all my plans are shot down. :doh:

bmwracer wrote: I do. But I'm not going to get myself in hot water. :sweat:

cori wrote:you know the girls' names too?

bmwracer wrote:Nope :rolleyes:

cori wrote:Well, now that wouldn't help me much, would it? :beaten:

What the hell is this?! A conspiracy, perhaps?! :sweat:
My identity is not to be disclosed for any reason! :beaten:
(Please?!) :bow:

Wynter wrote:I think I've seen his pic posted in the Member's Pics thread... but I'm not certain.

Yes, you did. I was FAT at that time. I was like Sherman Klump (Nutty Professor), however now I am his opposite, Buddy Love! :hehe: :hehe:

Anime Dad wrote:You did. I re-posted the same pic in this thread a while ago when cori asked if anyone knew any eligible bachelors in Hawaii :)

Wynter wrote:O YEA! I think I remember that. :D

Where can I find that thread??!! :sweat:

cori wrote:I remember that. He's really living the bachelor's life with all those women, huh. :hehe:

Not really........

cori wrote:Eek, I hope I'm not going to be added to the collection too :hehe:

Sweetheart,
We have never met. So you shouldn't have anything to worry about. :beaten:
PS: I don't "collect" women. I just 'hook' up with them. And keep in mind that they are NOT drugged, raped, or 'brain-washed'. :hehe:
I'm not a desperate or hard up kind of guy.
(Cocky, it may seem, however)
They come to me if they want to! :D
*trumpets blaze in backround :beaten: *

ahochaude wrote:My identity is not to be disclosed for any reason!

Eeek, I already told her your name.....








Don Ho.

:hehe:

"Tiny bubbles.........................." :hehe:

bmwracer wrote:
Eeek, I already told her your name.....








Don Ho.

:hehe:

"Tiny bubbles.........................." :hehe:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

RIP

ahochaude wrote:
My identity is not to be disclosed for any reason!

Then I need to go to the "cone of silence" as well. :hehe:

dochira wrote:Then I need to go to the "cone of silence" as well. :hehe:

"And loving it......" :hehe:

ahochaude wrote:What the hell is this?! A conspiracy, perhaps?! Sweat

Just me being a pest. Have I succeeded? :beaten:

Sweetheart,
We have never met. So you shouldn't have anything to worry about. :beaten:
PS: I don't "collect" women. I just 'hook' up with them. And keep in mind that they are NOT drugged, raped, or 'brain-washed'. :hehe:
I'm not a desperate or hard up kind of guy.
(Cocky, it may seem, however)
They come to me if they want to! :D
*trumpets blaze in backround :beaten: *

Haha, thank goodness I'm not on Oahu (or whichever island you're on) then. Just kidding. :hehe:

And it bothers me that when a guy sees a lot of women, he's seen as a stud, but when it comes to a girl, she's labeled as a slut. I hate that double standard thing. Of course, I don't have that problem myself, being the himono-onna that I am. :shamefulcry:

ahochaude wrote:
They come to me if they want to! :D
*trumpets blaze in backround :beaten: *

Isn't that elephants trumpeting in the background? ;)

Glad youre enjoying being single Aho!

Eve wrote:Glad youre enjoying being single Aho!

Is he really enjoying it or just dealing with it?

bmwracer wrote:
Is he really enjoying it or just dealing with it?

A little of both? Or maybe I'm speaking for myself, though it's not that enjoyable. :sweat:

cori wrote:

A little of both? Or maybe I'm speaking for myself, though it's not that enjoyable. :sweat:

But you have to admit, sometimes it is. I love being able to take up the entire bed, and to eat whenever, and where ever I want. I like being able to lounge all day without having to answer to anyone, and to cook when I want to, and NOT cook when I want to. I like being able to watch four episodes of a drama in a row. I like being able to walk around without worrying that someone might see my scratch my butt.

Being with someone has its obvious perks and is perhaps more satisfying and filling. But I think that sometimes being single is grand too. :)

Wynter wrote:I like being able to walk around without worrying that someone might see my scratch my butt.

WAY too much information. :sweat:

Wynter wrote:

But you have to admit, sometimes it is. I love being able to take up the entire bed, and to eat whenever, and where ever I want. I like being able to lounge all day without having to answer to anyone, and to cook when I want to, and NOT cook when I want to. I like being able to watch four episodes of a drama in a row. I like being able to walk around without worrying that someone might see my scratch my butt.

Being with someone has its obvious perks and is perhaps more satisfying and filling. But I think that sometimes being single is grand too. :)

Makes me want to have a Shuumatsu Kon (weekend marriage) like a drama I saw a while back. The couple only spend time together on the weekend and the rest of the week they live in separate apartments and do their own thing. I wouldn't mind doing the same thing because I'm a bit too selfish for my own good and I doubt any guy could tolerate it. Unless he really, really, really loved me. :sweat: :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
WAY too much information. :sweat:

That's very Hotaru-like. :rofl: But if some guy loved her enough, he'd probably scratch her butt for her. :mrgreen:

cori wrote:But if some guy loved her enough, he'd probably scratch her butt for her. :mrgreen:

It appears that there might be......

bmwracer wrote:
It appears that there might be......

That's awesome! :D I wish I could find myself a butt scratcher too. :mrgreen:

cori wrote:That's awesome! :D I wish I could find myself a butt scratcher too. :mrgreen:

Just find a back scratcher with a longer handle. :beaten: :hehe:

bmwracer wrote:
Just find a back scratcher with a longer handle. :beaten: :hehe:

Ok, but I want someone else to use it on me. :beaten:

cori wrote:Ok, but I want someone else to use it on me. :beaten:

I'll do it if they make one about 3000 miles long.

It'll be sorta heavy, too. :sweat:

bmwracer wrote:
I'll do it if they make one about 3000 miles long.

It'll be sorta heavy, too. :sweat:

You can always alternate hands. :beaten:

cori wrote:You can always alternate hands. :beaten:

Though I'm a lefty, my right arm is stronger. :sweat:

cori wrote:

That's very Hotaru-like. :rofl: But if some guy loved her enough, he'd probably scratch her butt for her. :mrgreen:

LOL! Yesh! It was also a reference to Seikei Bijin. ;)

bmwracer wrote:
It appears that there might be......

Hardly. No one's falling in love with me over one day.

bmwracer wrote:
I'll do it if they make one about 3000 miles long.

O! Was that a confession to cori?! >>becomes a busybody<< :beaten: