Love/Relationship/Potential Relationship Advice

EstherM wrote:

Congrats!! :mrgreen:

- Look at other girls - in fact look at every single girl in your town. When I am with my boyfriend, I want to be the centre of attention.

- Dress what you like - most girls hate the stuff their boyfriend is wearing and will change it as soon as an opportunity arises.

- Enjoy the silence - when your girlfriend moves in youLll have to have conversations all the time.

- Enjoy the calendars - they will have to go - not because of jealousy but for decoration reasons.

- Post as much as you can here! :victory:

Note: this doesnLt apply to all girls though. And girls fart too (but would rather die then admit this) and therefore are prepared to accept a farting boyfriend.

I wouldn't hold these against my BF... so I must be more manly than I thought. :shamefulcry:

Wynter wrote:

I wouldn't hold these against my BF... so I must be more manly than I thought. :shamefulcry:

LOL no worries! I have no probs with the above except for point one. But that has more to do with my ego :hehe:

Oh and I get slightly nervous when my current squeeze is wearing his very 90ties looking T-shirt. :sweat:

EstherM wrote:Oh and I get slightly nervous when my current squeeze is wearing his very 90ties looking T-shirt. :sweat:

What's considered a 90s tee?

EstherM wrote:And girls fart too (but would rather die then admit this) and therefore are prepared to accept a farting boyfriend.

Better to fart now, than to save it for later. :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
What's considered a 90s tee?

Large but not 80ties XXL (sleeves at elbow height) and a bit too long. Unfashionable print.

Think Pearl Jam Tee bought in 1992! :beaten:

EstherM wrote:

Large but not 80ties XXL (sleeves at elbow height) and a bit too long. Unfashionable print.

Think Pearl Jam Tee bought in 1992! :beaten:

If this is the stickman, then we were thinking the same thing.

EstherM wrote:

Congrats!! :mrgreen:

- Look at other girls - in fact look at every single girl in your town. When I am with my boyfriend, I want to be the centre of attention.

- Dress what you like - most girls hate the stuff their boyfriend is wearing and will change it as soon as an opportunity arises.

- Enjoy the silence - when your girlfriend moves in youLll have to have conversations all the time.

- Enjoy the calendars - they will have to go - not because of jealousy but for decoration reasons.

- Post as much as you can here! :victory:

Note: this doesnLt apply to all girls though. And girls fart too (but would rather die then admit this) and therefore are prepared to accept a farting boyfriend.

Alright! :woot: Great list. I'll make sure to do everything on this. I'm pretty sure the dress, decoration and silence part will have to go in the 1st week. :sweat: I never look at other girls with her, so I'm good, but I'll check them out this week, before it's too late. :mrgreen:

EstherM wrote:Think Pearl Jam Tee bought in 1992! :beaten:

:rofl:
I still have one of those at my parent's place. IIRC, it was bought in 1992 too. :beaten:

FarOutFreak wrote:

If this is the stickman, then we were thinking the same thing.

We are! :thumbsup:

tabana wrote:
:rofl:
I still have one of those at my parent's place. IIRC, it was bought in 1992 too. :beaten:

ItLs EVIL :metaldevil: Do like they did with Rasputin: shot it, burn it, drown it. And never speak of it again. :mrgreen:

And when it's time to break up just ask yourself: "WWCD?" (What would Constanza do?) I'd go with "the pick"

gaijinmark wrote:And when it's time to break up just ask yourself: "WWCD?" (What would Constanza do?) I'd go with "the pick"

LOL. :rofl:

Or the tried and true "It's not you, it's me" routine. :hehe:

bmwracer wrote:
LOL. :rofl:

Or the tried and true "It's not you, it's me" routine. :hehe:

I said that to a guy once and he agreed with me. :beaten:

Wynter wrote:I said that to a guy once and he agreed with me. :beaten:

Ouch.

Sounds like he had the perfect counterattack. :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
Ouch.

Sounds like he had the perfect counterattack. :beaten:

That's what happens when I'm honest. :doh: At least we were in an agreement.

Wynter wrote:

That's what happens when I'm honest. :doh: At least we were in an agreement.

See? You were meant for each other ;)

Good luck tabana, you're going to be VERY busy this week doing all those things :hehe:

Anime Dad wrote:I would get in as much gaming, watching action movies and sports, and watching doramas as possible (assuming your new "roomie" doesn't like these things). Also leave as much dirty clothing lying around as possible ;)

Wow. That sounds a lot like me with the exception of the sports part. And I don't have time for gaming. :puppydog: I guess I'm another guy in disguise. Or rather, I wish I could find someone with these interests because we'd have a lot in common. :mrgreen:

gaijinmark wrote:And when it's time to break up just ask yourself: "WWCD?" (What would Constanza do?) I'd go with "the pick"

Costanza, as in George?? He's my fave and I kind of had a crush on him. Of course if I ever met someone like him, he'd probably find something wrong with me for liking someone like him. :beaten:

cori wrote:
Wow. That sounds a lot like me with the exception of the sports part. And I don't have time for gaming. I guess I'm another guy in disguise. Or rather, I wish I could find someone with these interests because we'd have a lot in common.

Wanna get married?? I'm sure you'll like real Aussie sport :D


O wait, I am married :( well, there goes that idea :(

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

cori wrote:Costanza, as in George??

Who else???? :beaten:

if I ever met someone like him

You mean a short, fat, slow-witted bald man (Elaine's words)? :beaten: :hehe:

gaijinmark wrote:And when it's time to break up just ask yourself: "WWCD?" (What would Constanza do?)

Definitely leaf through Glamour Magazine.

:mrgreen:

bmwracer wrote:
You mean a short, fat, slow-witted bald man (Elaine's words)? :beaten: :hehe:

:lol:

Well, that rules me out :hehe:

FarOutFreak wrote:Definitely leaf through Glamour Magazine.

:mrgreen:

LOL.

But he wasn't Master of His Domain.