Food, Food, and More Food Thread

bmwracer wrote:700-Pound Woman Makes A Career Out of Eating -- A Lot

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7/9/11 03:47 PM ET

Donna Simpson, a single mom in New Jersey, weighs 700 pounds and is trying to gain an additional 300 pounds so that she can claim and hold the Guinness World Records' title of World's Most Obese Woman.

She says that she couldn't do it without the help of her 4-year-old daughter, who shops with her, helps her prepare food, and feeds her so that she can pile on additional pounds.

Some ppl live large, and some ppl are large. :sweat:

Tu_triky wrote:Some ppl live large, and some ppl are large. :sweat:

An understatement. :sweat:

I wonder how the heck she gets around... Her legs have to be practically like jack stands. :sweat:

bmwracer wrote:
An understatement. :sweat:

I wonder how the heck she gets around... Her legs have to be practically like jack stands. :sweat:

What you mean she probaby has legs as thin as Rie Miyazawa's :rolleyes:

Tu_triky wrote:What you mean she probaby has legs as thin as Rie Miyazawa's :rolleyes:

Only if Miyazawa is a Wooly Mammoth... Or an Imperial Walker. :beaten:

bmwracer wrote:
Only if Miyazawa is a Wooly Mammoth... Or an Imperial Walker. :beaten:

:lol: Dayem.

I need this for my car, my house...my life.


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Tu_triky wrote:I need this for my car, my house...my life.

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Sugoi...! :victory: :rofl:

I'm going to reupholster my car interior with applewood smoked bacon. :mrgreen:

bmwracer wrote:
Sugoi...! :victory: :rofl:

I'm going to reupholster my car interior with applewood smoked bacon. :mrgreen:

A worthy project. :)

Tu_triky wrote:A worthy project. :)

On a hot summer day, it'll be bacon heaven. :rofl:

Crispy gyoza for lunch.

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^ I think you just determined what I'm having for dinner tonight. :mrgreen:

bmwracer wrote:^ I think you just determined what I'm having for dinner tonight. :mrgreen:

:hehe: I went to Mottainai for a ramen fix...

Tu_triky wrote::hehe: I went to Mottainai for a ramen fix...

Nice! :victory:

bmwracer wrote:
Nice! :victory:

It's funny...they have this frequent diner's card now...if you go 10 times within a year's time you'll get a free bowl. 2 down, 8 to go. :-)

bmwracer wrote:
On a hot summer day, it'll be bacon heaven. :rofl:

Hilarious. The whole block will get a strange urge to eaten bacon burgers.

Tu_triky wrote:Crispy gyoza for lunch.

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:drooling:

Now if it was just coated with baconaiase........... :hehe:

Tu_triky wrote:I need this for my car, my house...my life.


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Better pig than pine.


@Beem- Ive decided NOT to compete for the most obese woman title. I just can't gain 870 pounds in time to be a contender. :beaten:

Eve wrote:


:drooling:

Now if it was just coated with baconaiase........... :hehe:

You're too funny. :beaten:

Tu_triky wrote:

You're too funny. :beaten:

You know that Im big on the pig too, my porcine loving pal. :victory:

Eve wrote:

You know that Im big on the pig too, my porcine loving pal. :victory:

Yup. Don't eat bacon too often but I sure does lub it and all its cousins.

Tu_triky wrote:

Yup. Don't eat bacon too often but I sure does lub it and all its cousins.

Almost never eat it it. But I love nice thick slices of it too. Delish.

Had some delicious mussels last night again. In a lovely sauce with anisette, tomato onion and a little garlic. Wish I could get the recipe but thats the restaurants secret. :beaten: