Jokes/Humor Thread

tabana wrote:Poor kitty. :puppydog:

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Yeah, poor little cute kitty.. :mrgreen: :dancing:

K.T.Tran wrote:Wasn't there another one where its like for every porn or something dled a cat dies???

tabana wrote:
Oh yeah. I've seen this one. :hehe:

You guys must be talking about this

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Saito_Hajime wrote:

You guys must be talking about this

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OHHH YEAAA!!!!!!!!! that one that one.

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When I first saw that I thought "Maaaan......so many cats die a day thanks to us males with our out of control hormones" :hehe:

K.T.Tran wrote:

OHHH YEAAA!!!!!!!!! that one that one.

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When I first saw that I thought "Maaaan......so many cats die a day thanks to us males with our out of control hormones" :hehe:

It can't be helped, it's already part of our human instincts. :beaten:

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Some love for Mitch Hedberg

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I found it!!!

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take it, "You foul-mouthed pig, in this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!" The man replies, "Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'"

Saito_Hajime wrote:

You guys must be talking about this

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what about old cats versus new young cats?
what about three times a week, versus.......wtf..........hahah lol :rofl:

Jokes?

Let me get a picture of my boss.....

qilver wrote:

what about old cats versus new young cats?
what about three times a week, versus.......wtf..........hahah lol :rofl:

Sorry, the cats were already captured by the birds

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bmwracer wrote:Jokes?

Let me get a picture of my boss.....

Does he look like the principal in Gokusen? :bonk:

Saito_Hajime wrote:Does he look like the principal in Gokusen? :bonk:

Sort of, but she doesn't wear glasses. :hehe:

gaijin mark wrote:A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take it, "You foul-mouthed pig, in this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!!!" The man replies, "Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'"

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Good one. :applaud:

bmwracer wrote:
Sort of, but she doesn't wear glasses. :hehe:

I see. So your boss is a "she". I hope she doesn't have that weird hair style like the one that the principal have. :sweat: :bonk:

hey dude another cat victim ihihihihihih

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chrisyukiefan wrote:hey dude another cat victim ihihihihihih

[image] hahahah :bonk: :rofl: :rofl:

>>gasp!<<

poor kitty. :puppydog:




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Things You Wish Your Computer Had :rofl:

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And this cool shoe i like to have this one!! :hehe: hahah :bonk:

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Man, I HATE that stinkin' little paper clip in Microsoft Office. :smack:

I use Open Office. It's free and no paper clip. :mrgreen: